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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye Appologising doesn't mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...!!! ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it. What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way I'm Sorry For Hurting You The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down. Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhoo...

Dard main woh bhi hain, Dard mein hum bhi. Woh aasoo Dekha rahen hain, hum aaso shuka rahen hain. Farq sirf itna hain ki, woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain, aur hum khuda se bhi chupa rahein hain Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye ! Kya ghum hai kya khushi maloom nhi Wo apna hai k ajnabi maloom nhi Jis k baghair ek pal nhi guzarta Kaisy guzre gi zindagi maloom nhi... IS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NA AAYE, KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NA AAYE.... AYE JAAN-E-SHAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN, MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NA AAYE. AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI, ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI, JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE, TOH ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI. Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai... Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai' Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le.. Mera intezaar koi aur bh...

Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58] "Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.” “The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.” “If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.” Ab Jo Rota Hy Gham-E-Hussain Main Aansu Bahata Hy Falak-E-Bareen Tb Kiun Nahi Barsa Jb Khaimen Thay Jall Rahe Hazrat Muhammad PBUH said "tum apni peshani sa us mitti ko saaf na karo jo namaz ma sajda sa lag jai, Jab tak sajda ka nishan peshani par ho, farishte dua karta rahangay. hazrat abu hurerah(R.A) se riwayat hai key hazur (S.A.W) seh pucha gia keh saab seh afzal amal kon sah hai?app (S.A.W) ney irshad farmaya ALLAH our iss keh rasool per iman lana.sawal kia gia keh iss keh baad kon sah aamal (saab seh afzal hai)app(S.A.W) ne irshad farmaya ALLAH key rastey main JIHAD kerna.Pher pocha gia ke iss keh baad...

Tujhko dekha bhi nahi, aur teri Deed karli. chand tu nazar nahi Aaya, phir bhi humne Eid karli. aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh, Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad, Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla. Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi. 7 wonders of the world are: Bole to 1 apun, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka estayle 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka nature, 6 apun ka msgs, 7 bole to TUM apun ka friend. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind, If sumone calls u duffer, relax, Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool, But if sumone calls u “cute” . . . . . . . . Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko, Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. I mixed RUM ...

Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai, Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai, Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya. Par dosto ki duao mai Asar Bhut hai Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge, Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge......... Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai…. O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara…. Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan… confuse kyu kar rahi hai… What is the diff. Between dava & daru? Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi… Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm, Ab Kya Kroge? Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge? NAhi Na! Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil...

A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT" NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS" HE SAID"BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS. Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century?? Brandy: They are all DEAD Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Pupil: I get up early! Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it. Teacher: I can't be bought! Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while? Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the sam...

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side? The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one? Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin... Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi. Full form of MATHS! Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Stud...

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanel he only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say. Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. -Victor Hugo The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank. You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday. “I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you....

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did. YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets STAR 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch. DiL Main Basa Rakha Hai Teri Wafaon Ko, Aankhon Me Chupa Rakha Hai Teri Adaon Ko, Iss Jahan Main Kya Doon Tumhe Batao, Ho Sake To Tohfa Samajh Lena Meri Duaon Ko.. !! Har Roz HAPPY Life Jiya Kijiye, Mujh Ko 2, 4 SMS Bhi Kiya Kijiye, Ho Sakay To Roz 1 Kaam Kiya Kijye, Zyada Nahi Bas Dua Me Yaad Kiya Kijiye.. IT'S TOO HEARD TO LOOSE ONE WHO IS 99% CUT, 98% SWEET, 97% LOVING, 96% TALENTED, AND 100% FRIENDLY THAT'S ME WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE IF U LOOSE ME Bewafa se kabhi pitar nahi hota Marne k baad intizaar nahi hota Har kisi se dosti ...

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eye...

Here's a compilation of some Funny Quotes About Life which is bound to give you a hearty laugh. Share 'em with your friends & family and make everyone's day a bit brighter. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob Monkhouse You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. ----Chris Rock Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. -----Yiddish Proverb My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in on...

Flirty or flirt text messages is a good way to flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Here I have collected some of the best Flirty SMS/Text Messages for Txt Flirt . Feel free to forward these messages to your Beloved. If you have some flirt text messages , feel free to submit 'em in the comment section below. Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai. I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby im damaged so, so damaged because of you. Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi, Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi, Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapk...

Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay! Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you sh...

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u.. A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are. Donon EYES PE Donon CHEEKS PE DO BAR LIPS PE IK BAR NECK PE DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE SONE sy pehle Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN.. Boy: BUS aur Girls aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: Auto Rickshaw aur Boys ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain . Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye. Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to End, But, "Precious People" Like "You" Are always remembered. Friendship is a silent gift of nature.. More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. ...

Love is like “missed call”. It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like “sms” Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend! Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha, Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari, Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari. Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE Butterflies Don't Know The Colour Of Their Wings But Our Eyes Know How Nice They Are Like This U Don't Know How Good U Are But I Know U Are Special... Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end... Thodi si shararat, Thodi si ruswai, Bahot saara pyar, Thodi si ladai, Na ho faasle kabhi, Na kabhi duri, Bas isi tarha aap ke dosti me Mit jaye zindgi puri. Love is like “missed call”. It stops when U try 2 catc...

The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words; “I did not have time.”~ Franklin Field You must master your time rather than becoming a slave to the constant flow of events and demands on your time. And you must organize your life to achieve balance, harmony, and inner peace.~ Brian Tracy Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever. ----- Samuel Smile "Everything requires time. It is the only truly universal condition. All work takes place in time and uses up time. Yet most people take for granted this unique, irreplaceable, and necessary resource. Nothing else, perhaps, distinguishes effective executives as much as their tender loving care of time." - Peter F. Drucker "I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they d...

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night. somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you. On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin gently..Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...Good Night. A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are f...

Funniest Jokes about Insurance and Insurance Agent. Enjoy them and if you have insurance joke that you would like to share it with us then feel free to submit it here. An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?" "Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap." Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?" The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm." Life insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know." Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. Q : What's the difference between an Actuary and the Maf...

Missing You SMS Text Messages If your girlfriend or wife is not with you, and you are missing her, then these cute miss U SMS messages can help you. Send these " I Miss U SMS " to your friends and express your love. Agar Zindagi mai Judai Ager Zindagi mai judai na hotiTo kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti.... ------------------------------------------------------------ Doctor's prescription 4 u Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. ------------------------------------------------------------ Dil kerta hai zameen se Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe "I MISS YOU" Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much " I MISS YOU ":: ------------------------------------------------------------ Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai ...

Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday I just saw the time & was wonder that its 18th Feb 2007 today birthday is this ?Then i got that my friend(brother) Ali was born axact 45 years before.Happy Birthday to u Dear. Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life'z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U! Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, lo...

Ultimate Collection of Funny Tagalog Qoutes and text messages: Alam mo miss na kita, kaso siya naman miss mo! lam mo mahal kita, kaso siya rin mahal mo! Siya na lang lagi! Kahit nasasaktan ka niya okay lang kasi mahal mo siya! Ang tanga mo no, parang ako! Bakit ganito ang nararamdaman ko, sabi ko okay lang, kahit wala ka, kaya ko. sabi ko tigilan mo na ko dahil kaya kong wala ka. sabi ko walang kwenta sa kin ang nangyari sa tin...pero bakit ang sakit sakit ng nararamdaman ng puso kong nangungulila dahil sayo...bakit mahal pa rin kita? Ito na siguro ang pinakahihintay kong araw...masasabi ko na yung bagay na gusto kong mangyari..matagal din akong naghintay..mahirap, pero nakaya ko! Haaay..sa wakas...... hindi na rin kita mahal! Naisip ko, bakit kaya ganun? May inaabot tayong mga bagay na parang perpekto na, pero kahit ano pang gawin, di talaga natin makuha. Tapos, dumating ka... Naiintindihan ko na Iiwan mo ko? Sayang!…mahal pa naman kita…sakin ah! Pero sabagay bat nga naman ako masas...

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. Love never fails. -----Corinthians 13:7-8 But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning. -----Sir Walter Raleigh Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care. ------Carl S. Avery If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours. -----Charles Caleb Colton One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -----Sophocles Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. -----Peter Ustinov The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. -----Allan K. Chalmers If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have ...

SMS Break Up Messages - Ultimate collection of break up sms messages . If your lover has cheated you, then make him feel guilty and insult him by sending these Break up SMS Text Messages: As we go on we remembar all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be friends forever. When life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u. i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u. I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it. sending you a hug to ease your stress.a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say i'm thinking of u. i miss you Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! (SMS Break Up Messages) Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart ...