Latest Added SMS Jokes and Text Messages

Funny SMS Messages
"Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again."
"Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!"
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Sardar SMS Jokes
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...Read More Sardar SMS Messages
Hindi Shayari
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haijab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haiarey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai. -----Read More
Sweet Love Quotes
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me. ----Read More
Cute Text Messages
Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings. ---Read More
Flirty Text Messages
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! ----Read more
Good Night SMS Collection
If you are angry, sad, happy, smiling,
laughing romantic and sleeping
I like to join you in all moods :-)
Good night .......More Good Night SMS
Funny Insurance Jokes
A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I
have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." ........Read More Insurance Claim Jokes
Best Friends SMS
FRIENDS R LIKE PIECES OF PUZZLE....
IF U LOSE 1 IT WILLNEVER B COMPLETE AGAIN...
JUST WANT U 2 KNOW U R ONE OF D PIECES..
I CAN'T AFFORD 2 LOSE ........Read More Friends SMS
Cute Love SMS
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared
to the ones in your eyes!

why do we close our eyes when we pray?
when we cry?
when we dream?
when we kiss?
coz,we know dat most beautiful things in life r not
seen but felt by heart ----Read More Cute Love SMS Messages
Double Meaning SMS
Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and
announced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure! ----Read More
Rude Text Messages
ZINDAGI MEIN RAASTAY KAISE BHI HO GUZAR JAYEGE. 1 DIN CHUPKE SE HUM BHI MAR JAYEGE. AJ REHTEIN HAI YAR KE DIL MEIN YAAD BAN KAR. KAL AANSOO BAN KAR ANKHON SE NIKAL JAYEGE ----Read More
Funny T-Shirt Sayings
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling
like the passengers in his car. ..........Read More T-Shirt Sayings
Flirt SMS
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. -----Read More
Time Management Quotes
One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while you try to hold down the other. ------Chinese Proverb ----Read More Quotes On Time Management
Cute Friendship Text Messages
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. -----Read More
Happy Birthday SMS
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care - to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! ----Read More Birthday Text Messages
Independence Day SMS/Text Messages
On Independence Day, Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...NOW AND ALWAYS!.....Read More Independence Day SMS Messages