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Best Yo Mama Jokes

If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes, then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!" Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle. Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom'…