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Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste, doosri taraf se utar gayi. "Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti" "Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main ab use khushi doo. There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." "Where did you get those sweet eyes?" "They came with the face." "Tumne apne pati ko chair se kyo mara" "Kyon ki main table nahi utha sakti" Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! I heard you have a dog that can say her own name. Ye...

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in? Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth... Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I�m invisible Who said that? Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold. What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved. What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework? You can,t tell me off for something i didn't d...