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Sweet SMS

Tujhko dekha bhi nahi,
aur teri Deed karli.
chand tu nazar nahi Aaya,
phir bhi humne Eid karli. aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja
kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla. Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi
Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi
Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin
Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi. 7 wonders of the world are:
Bole to
1 apun,
2 apun ka smile,
3 apun ka estayle
4 apun ka face,
5 apun ka nature,
6 apun ka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apun ka friend. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRAND…

SMS Jokes Hindi

Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
Par dosto ki duao mai
Asar Bhut hai Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge......... Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai… What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi… Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
Ab Kya Kroge?
Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
NAhi Na!
Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii…