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Quotes On Leadership

It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL.Do the things which people say you can't do. The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John BuchanTo do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich NietzscheDecide today where are you going in your life. Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now.Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard BachEvery problem will change you.Success mantra "DO IT NOW".Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam WaltonLeadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan ”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---UnknownA real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----UnknownLeaders shouldn't…

humorous quotes

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred AllenWomen are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---UnknownThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
STEVEN WRIGHTThe profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.- V.S. PritchettThere are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody AllenAnger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ----Evan EsarSuppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.----MarkTwainThis pig, is pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, an pig, idiot pig, busy pig, for pig, 20 pig, seconds pig! ... Now read without the word pig…

Really Funny Jokes

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny

Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. CoinboothEk baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo haathi kuch bhi nahi bolta. Haathi ka…