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Funny Life Quotes

Here's a compilation of some Funny Quotes About Life which is bound to give you a hearty laugh. Share 'em with your friends & family and make everyone's day a bit brighter.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob MonkhouseYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. ----Chris RockLife is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. -----Yiddish ProverbMy advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a cl…