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Sexy Text Messages

Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,
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IF he is busy then wait,
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OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
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OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERYPatni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai. We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you ever find the person like this never ever miss the opportunity to say "I LOVE U".Firstly, take it in hand.
Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna. Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana."My friend, i heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.Ma…