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Short SMS Jokes

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side?
The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?
Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->

Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget. PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin... Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi. Full form of MATHS!
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students! Man : my …

50th Birthday Sayings

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanelhe only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. -Victor HugoThe years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.“I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.”“Na…