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Teacher Jokes

A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT" NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS"
HE SAID"BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS. Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century??
Brandy: They are all DEAD Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early! Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can't be bought!
Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while? Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your b…