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Rude Text Messages

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out! 3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our fannys theyre huge! aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahayaWhy can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. In today's world, small cars or small PCs hona cool mana jata hai. Jaldi hi aisa waqt aayega jab chhota land hona bhi cool mana jayega.…

Thank You Quotes

There are lots of Thank You Quotes available. In this page, you can find few best SMS Quotes to say thank you. So, Instead of saying simple thank you, you can use these Thank You messages to make it interesting. Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.....William FeatherA thankful person is thankful under all circumstances. A complaining soul complains even if he lives in paradise....Baha'u'llahLife without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude. Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road......John Henry Jowett“If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it will be enough.Thanks for everything you done for me.None is more impoverished than the one who has no gratitude. Gra…

Teen Love Quotes

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.~William ShakespeareIf you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~Michel de MontaigneLove is like a life where neither every way is easy nor we get happiness on every turn. But if we do not leave life, we should we leave love.Love is a beautiful feeling which we can't express in words.Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it. True love" isn't so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially --even, or perhaps especially, when you don't feel like it....William R. Mattox, Jr. I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same kind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the…