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  • Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

  • chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

  • A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

  • Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

  • an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

  • Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

  • Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

  • Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha, aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

  • A Doctor has come to see a patient. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "doctor" says the men excitedly, "will i be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
    "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
    "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before".

  • Teacher: You call your mother as mum. What'll you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
    Kid: Mini mum and maxi mum!

  • Boss:I am giving you driver's job. Starting salary Rs 3000. Is it ok?
    Driver: You are great sir! Starting salary is OK but how much is driving salary?

  • Santa gets a cheque and throws it on the ground. Can you guess why?
    To see whether it will bounce or not!

  • A man looked in the mirror and said : seems i have seen him somewhere.

    Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same idiot who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.

  • What's an adult joke?
    Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

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  1. UnknownWednesday, 08 April, 2009

    A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

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  2. AnonymousFriday, 14 August, 2009

    God i am here

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  3. AnonymousSunday, 27 September, 2009

    quotes by AFAQ:DONT CRITISIZE ON OTHERS BCZ U R NOT 100% PERFECT,,,,,,

    ReplyDelete

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