Marriage SMS Jokes

• Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
  A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
  COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

• A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
  "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
  The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

• For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

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  A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
  His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

• What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

• Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

• Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
  * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

• Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
  Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
  WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
  HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!

• TO ALL BACHELORS
  Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
  she will do magic on u.
  Dont Marry BSNL girl,
  she has connections with all indians.
  Dont Marry IDEA girl,
  she touches u tomorrow, not today.
  Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
  she takes u in her mutthi mein.
  Marry only HUTCH girl,
  she follows u where ever u go.

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