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Marriage SMS Jokes

  • Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

  • Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
    COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

  • A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
    "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
    The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!


  • A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
    His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"

  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

  • What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

  • Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

  • Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

  • Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

  • Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
    Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
    WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
    HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............!

  • TO ALL BACHELORS
    Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
    she will do magic on u.
    Dont Marry BSNL girl,
    she has connections with all indians.
    Dont Marry IDEA girl,
    she touches u tomorrow, not today.
    Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
    she takes u in her mutthi mein.
    Marry only HUTCH girl,
    she follows u where ever u go.

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  1. punnakai pookatum intha puthiya nalil.
    vasantham veesatum intha vasantha nalil.
    vetri nam vasal kadhavai thattattum.
    by lakshmi

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  2. Thanks for these kinda cool jokes :)

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  3. This is one of the best I've recently read, interesting and funny, I appreciate your work. Thank you.

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  4. i dont get these. write it in enlish please :}

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