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Here's a collection of some funny and humorous sayings which you can put up on your T-shirts. Whether you want to show your personality or want to be an attention grabber, putting these funny sayings on your t-shirt will server the purpose.

  • Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

  • No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

  • I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

  • I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message

  • He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

  • Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

  • Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

  • Questions are never stupid, the person asking them is stupid.

  • Dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls.

  • My silence is my sound…

  • Soccer is the best forget about the rest...

  • I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

  • You can't have everything....where would you put it?

  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

  • If you want to look young and thin, hang around old

  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  • A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.

  • He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

  • Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

  • God is clever, but not dishonest.

  • Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

  • You're just jealous because the voices talk to me

  • I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.

  • I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here.

  • The original point and click interface was a Smith &Wesson.

  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable' .

  • All generalizations are bad.

  • Bad guys here.

  • Hug your sewing machine.

  • Back Off ! I got this.

Comments

  1. i cant believe no one commented till now. This post really cracked me up. I guess t-shirts rock better when you have lines like these on them. Good job! Thanks, i want to text them around, hope they are not copy righted!

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  2. Nice Lines, Grt T-Shirt Stuff , I hope that i"ll be able to imprint on my tees

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  3. Same like you to guys,I really hope it will pay off.

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  4. "The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'"
    LOL i need that one on my shirt

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  5. the only ppl that r readinig these things r ppl tht dont have a life like u and me!

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  6. haha! these r REALLY good! =) so cool! "A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one." that one is like waaaaay to funny!!!!!!!! XD

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  7. sometimes i hate being my self, but i smille bcoz i'm not u

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  8. you know life is like a mans dick when it gets hard "fuck it">:)

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  9. I Live in my own little world.It's ok They know me here!

    Bahahaha I TOTALLY want that shirt ~ Here's one or two

    "It's hard to show I care....Since I don't"

    "Let me just write that in my Don't Give a Shit notebook"

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  10. "Fuck a day...keeps da doc away

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  11. my fav quote-i live in my own little world.its okay.they know me here..
    I wil defintly imprint dis on my tshirt

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