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Funny Urdu SMS

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Big Collection of Funny Urdu SMS to send to your friends for free.

  • Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

  • Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

  • Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,
    Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne,
    Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko,
    aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne.

  • I am a paper, you can write your feelings, scrible your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use, but when you feel cold, i will burn myself to warm you.

  • Some promises are always unbroken,
    Some memories are always unwritten.
    Feel the magic of friendship and you'll know that some words are always unspoken.

  • jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye.

  • ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
    ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
    ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
    ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
    Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

  • Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
    Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
    Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
    shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

  • Makaan Maalik: 700 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga!

    Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapke makaan mein bahut Chuhay naach rahay hai..

    Makaan Maalik: Toh 500 Rs. mein kya Rakhi Sawant nachegi?

  • Yaadon ki is bhavar mein ek pal mera ho,
    Phulo ki is chaman mein ek gul mera ho,
    Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad kare apno ko,
    to un apno mein ek naam hamara ho.

  • Yaadein rukti nahi rok pane se,
    Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane se,
    Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tumhe bhool jane se,
    hum tumhe yaad karte hai jine ke bahane se.

  • Never Ignore a person who
    Luvs u
    Cares for u &
    Miss U
    Remembers U
    Bcoz
    One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
    And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!

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  1. AnonymousThursday, 18 December, 2008

    nice Jokes

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  2. vishalmaggyThursday, 19 March, 2009

    nice of all jokes and fun

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, 21 March, 2009

    hummmm! some r really good

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  4. AnonymousSunday, 22 March, 2009

    very good stuff:)

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, 01 April, 2009

    nice love em

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, 14 July, 2009

    nice

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  7. IMRAN KHANSaturday, 10 October, 2009

    Yeh Raat Itni Tanha Kyun Hoti Hai...
    Qismat Se Subko Shikayat Kyun Hoti Hai...
    Kabhi Milo Us Khuda Se TO Poochna..
    Jisay Pa Nahi Saktay Usi Se Muhabbat Kyun Hoti Hai....

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  8. UnknownSunday, 28 March, 2010

    Nice hain yarrrr

    ReplyDelete
  9. AnonymousMonday, 17 January, 2011

    han na....pta chaly tou btana zaror?

    ReplyDelete

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