Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,
IF he is busy then wait,
OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you ever find the person like this never ever miss the opportunity to say "I LOVE U".
Firstly, take it in hand.
Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana."
My friend, i heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.
Male= pura ander chala gaya na
Female= ji, bilkul chala gaya
Male=dara ho raha hai kya..
Male=Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Male=Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Female=zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Male=aray Suno, Pack these sandle for madam.
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur ohir kaha, " tum itni chiti si chiz(thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
Q:Kon zyada stronger hota hai, Man ya Women?
A:Woman zyada strong hoti hai because she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
A big Cock (Lund), Color white, Height 8 Inch, Wearing Rubber's Chogha has been lost. I want to inform everybody that whoever found it, please take it to his gaand.
Sex is good and sex is funny, many people fuck for money, but if you think sex is funny, so fuck your self and save your money.