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Sexy Text Messages

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  • Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,
    .
    IF he is busy then wait,
    .
    OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
    .
    OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
    KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY

  • Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
    "Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
    Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
    2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.

  • We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you ever find the person like this never ever miss the opportunity to say "I LOVE U".

  • Firstly, take it in hand.
    Then on mouth .
    Phir thuk lagao .
    Phir Under gusao
    Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.

  • Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana."

  • My friend, i heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
    Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

  • Male= pura ander chala gaya na
    Female= ji, bilkul chala gaya
    Male=dara ho raha hai kya..
    Female=haaaaaaaaaan
    Male=Is It Completely Fit or Not.
    Female=perfect
    Male=Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
    Female=zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
    Male=aray Suno, Pack these sandle for madam.

  • Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur ohir kaha, " tum itni chiti si chiz(thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

  • Q:Kon zyada stronger hota hai, Man ya Women?
    A:Woman zyada strong hoti hai because she
    lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

  • A big Cock (Lund), Color white, Height 8 Inch, Wearing Rubber's Chogha has been lost. I want to inform everybody that whoever found it, please take it to his gaand.

  • Sex is good and sex is funny, many people fuck for money, but if you think sex is funny, so fuck your self and save your money.

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Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, 20 November, 2008

    Mast msg hai bidu.

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  2. AnonymousSunday, 23 November, 2008

    good ones

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  3. AnonymousFriday, 12 December, 2008

    Hi bidu Tumhe jo sms likha yeh meri monko chugayia tum aur thoda collect karke postin karna

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  4. AnonymousThursday, 18 December, 2008

    THATS CRAZY BUT I LIKE IT............

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, 20 December, 2008

    arj kiya haiteri maroo mai nahi maroo tu hee bata mai teri gand maroo ya teri wife ki maroo wah wah wah....

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, 23 December, 2008

    o mere dost tu sabse pyara,,,isme koi shaq nahi. o mere dost tu sabse nyara ,,isme bhi koi shaq nahi.
    par sabne tumahari gaand mari,,, kya mera koi haq nahi ?

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, 24 December, 2008

    sarap kumarat or makipagsex

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  8. UnknownTuesday, 27 January, 2009

    shadman1989@Gmail.com

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  9. AnonymousThursday, 12 February, 2009

    don't i have anything naughtier

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  10. AnonymousMonday, 09 March, 2009

    Firstly, take it in hand.
    Then on mouth .
    Phir thuk lagao .
    Phir Under gusao
    Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna..
    WOW
    LMAO
    ITNA DIRTY JOKE..
    hahahah
    yoh think that in negative waii...=]
    HOLII

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  11. AnonymousSunday, 05 April, 2009

    um? how dumb

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  12. UnknownSunday, 19 April, 2009

    Firstly, take it in hand.
    Then on mouth .
    Phir thuk lagao .
    Phir Under gusao
    Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.

    ReplyDelete
  13. AnonymousMonday, 25 May, 2009

    gr8 ashleelta........

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  14. AnonymousThursday, 04 June, 2009

    It's too gud man........

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  15. AnonymousSunday, 07 June, 2009

    nahi bas gusa do salee main i meen sui main dhaga dalna !

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  16. AnonymousMonday, 08 June, 2009

    aik phooji sal ka baad chutti jata hay or jany say phly apni baigum ko phone kr daita hay k aj ratt ko puppu ko juldi sula daina. raat main jub wo appni baigum ki chut marny ka program bunata hay to puppu jag jata hay or roony lugta hay.phooji baigum ka ghusy hoota hay k main nay kaha tha k puppu ko sula daina.baigum puppu ko sulati hay or phir doobara kam shuruh kurty hain abhi phooji apna lun dalny hi walla hoota hay puppu phir jag jatta hay.Phooji phir baigum ko ghusy hoota hay k main nay tumahin kaha tha k puppu ko sula daina. baigum dobara puppu ko sula kr aati hay or wo doonoun dobara kam shuruh kurty hain. abhi phooji nay baigum k under dala hi hoota hay k puppu phir jag jatta hay. abb too phooji ko akhier ghusa ajata hay or phooji gusy main baigum say kahta hay k main nay tum say kaha bhi tha k puppu ko sula daina. too baigum bhi gusy main jawab daity ha k jis di maun noun lun wariya huwy unahn noun neeinud kity aundi ay...

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  17. UnknownWednesday, 08 July, 2009

    Firstly, take it in hand.
    Then on mouth .
    Phir thuk lagao .
    Phir Under gusao
    Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna

    ReplyDelete
  18. UnknownFriday, 07 August, 2009

    Sex k bina pareshan 1 raat biwi “JAN-GAN-MAN” gane lagi
    Pati:ye kyun ga rahi ho.Biwi-last try hai ispe toh pura Hindustan khada ho jata hai.

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  19. AnonymousFriday, 07 August, 2009

    umm yyea theyd be good if i could understand them!

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  20. UnknownFriday, 14 August, 2009

    ABAJ KHOOBSOORAT HAI
    OR TU BHI KHAS HAI
    BHAGWAN DHOKE SE LUND LAGA DEYA
    WARNA MAAL TO TU BHI
    KHAAS HAI

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  21. Utpal SarkarTuesday, 18 August, 2009

    Teri lita lita k lu, ya baitha baitha k lu, ya tujhe karu khada... phir teri jhuka jhuka k lu, Ab tu hi bata mere dost main teri photo kis kis tarah se lu.

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  22. UnknownThursday, 10 December, 2009

    takat aap me hain ya fir aap ke haddi me hain takat to us chiz me hain jo bina haddi ke aap ke chaddi me hain.

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  23. AnonymousWednesday, 03 February, 2010

    ummmmmmmmmmm... if i kould understand them, thay'd be bettr...

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  24. MohanWednesday, 23 March, 2011

    Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
    Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
    Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.|
    ANDA (Egg) to safed hota hai, safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Doodh to bahins deti hai, bhains to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai, bangali to paan khata hai...paan to laal hota hai... laal to gulab bhi hota hai...gulab mein to kaantey hote hai, kaantey to machchi mein bhi hote hai, machchi to acchi hoti hai...achcha to insaan bhi hota hai...Insaan to lamba hota hai... lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..Lekin.. Message mein kya rakha hai...BHAWNAO KO SAMJHO!!|

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