Naughty Text Messages
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if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
9 comments:
alsome!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!!!
(DEVGEL)
LMAO
Damn Good!
haahahh nicce.
nice onees
hope to seee many more :)
1 bakri thi diwani si 1 BAKRE PE WO MARTI THI
SHARMAKEPUNCH HILAKEGALIYON SE GUZRA KARTI THIJB BHI MILTI,PHOTO TUMHARA DIKHAKARPUCHA KARTI THI
YE BAKRA KHA MILEGA
my nites r going sleepless
my days r going useless
so i asked god
is this love?
god replied no dear corse zyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ata hai
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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