if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
For quite some time, I've been thinking of writing a post on all of my favorite movie quotes and some mushy-gushy romantic dialogues from Bollywood as well as from Hollywood movies but always procrastinating (yeah, I'm a lazy bum). But no more putting things off. Here are some of my favorite movie dialogues. Enjoy 'em and If you favorite one is not listed here, submit it in the comment section below. " Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein ." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. " I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language ." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. " Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai. ...
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1 bakri thi diwani si 1 BAKRE PE WO MARTI THI
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my nites r going sleepless
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so i asked god
is this love?
god replied no dear corse zyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ata hai
what happend 2 ur mobile?
ReplyDeletei was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.