Naughty Text Messages

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• if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!

• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

• CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

• I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

• Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

• come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

• When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

• Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
  we can multiply!

• north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.

• I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

• I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
  mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.

• I really deeply wish tat u r here
  I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

• What is the height of Flirting?
  What is the height of Flirting?
  When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

• what happend 2 ur mobile?
  i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
  welcome 2 Da jungle network,
  Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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