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Helen Keller Jokes

Nothing is impossible in life. You can achieve whatever you want. If you believe in yourself, then no one can stop you getting success. I am not lying. I will prove this by this biography of Helen Keller. I will prove my above statement by telling you about the life of Helen Keller. Do you know about the life of Helen Keller. Helen Keller was born on 27 June, 1880. She was born in Tuscumbia, Alabama. Her father name was Charles W. Adams. Her father was Charles W. Adams. Till the age of 19 she is perfectly fine. She is happy child and living his life like other normal child. But suddenly at the age of 19, she suddenly shut off from the world. She was suffered with a disease of Brain Fever. This brain fever changed her life. It makes Helen Keller Deaf And Blind. Now, neither she is able to see anything nor hear. She felt she is lost. But still she didn't give up. She Completed her study. In year 1988, she joined Royal Institute For the Blind. After some time she moved to new york city. She completed his graduate at the age of 24. She is first blind and deaf student who is able to get bechlor of arts degree. On June 1, 1968 she died in her sleep.

Helen Keller Jokes :
  • How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

  • Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

  • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
    A. she needs the other to moan with.

  • Q: Define true love.
    A: Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

  • Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!

  • What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheesegrater? "That's the most violent story I've ever read!"

  • What did Helen Keller's parent do to punish her for swearing?
    They washed her hands with soap!

  • How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
    By leaving the plunger in the toilet

  • Q. What's this (slowly waving fingers)?
    A. Helen Keller moaning

  • Q: How did Helen Keller break her arm in the car?
    A: Trying to read stop signs.

  • Q: How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class?
    A: They made her wear mittens.

Comments

  1. i especially like the first one...:D

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  2. this is another one

    Q:did you no helen keller had a whorr house in her back yard???
    A:neither did she


    haha lol just thought id share that

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  3. GOOD ONE!

    Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    A: You would to if your name was
    Ughhgkjgisyhd

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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  4. what did helen keller say before she jumped off a cliff..... Nothing she had her mittens on!

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  5. how do you punish helen keller?
    leave the plunger in the toilet.

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  6. Stop being rude.you wouldnt like it
    if people made fun OF YOU!

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  7. U GUYS ARE HORRIBLE I WOULD CRY IF I WAS U I CANT BELIEVE U :{

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  8. Dudes Get over it. She can't hear you laughing anyway..

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