Helen Keller Jokes :
How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A. she needs the other to moan with.
Q: Define true love.
A: Hellen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!
What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheesegrater? "That's the most violent story I've ever read!"
What did Helen Keller's parent do to punish her for swearing?
They washed her hands with soap!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By leaving the plunger in the toilet
Q. What's this (slowly waving fingers)?
A. Helen Keller moaning
Q: How did Helen Keller break her arm in the car?
A: Trying to read stop signs.
Q: How did Helen Keller's teachers punish her for talking in class?
A: They made her wear mittens.