Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people. Author --- Adrian Mitchell
There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead. Author --- Arthur Honegger
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Author --- Mark Twain
Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. Author --- H. Jackson Brown
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. Author --- B. F. Skinner
Don't be afraid to see what you see. Author --- Ronald Reagan
There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder. Author --- Ronald Reagan
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. Author --- Bernard Baruch
Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. Author --- Samuel Johnson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. Author --- Bob Dole
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold. Author ---Bob Marley
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes. Author --- Steven Wright
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Author --- Fran Lebowitz
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. Author --- Charles Caleb Colton
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be. Author --- Daniel J. Boorstin
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. Author --- Sophocles
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Author --- Edgar Bergen
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. Famous Phrase author ---James Madison
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. Famous saying by author --- Evita Peron
I could prove God statistically. Author --- George Gallup
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Author -- Hedy Lamarr
You cannot measure a man by his failures. You must know what use he makes of them. What did they mean to him. What did he get out of them. Famous saying by author --- Orison Swett Marden
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. Author -- Indira gandhi
What I dream of is an art of balance. Author --- Henri Matisse
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Author -- Jay London
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. Author --- John Sladek
Failure is success if we learn from it. Author --- Malcolm Forbes
In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. Author --- Marc Chagall
The more you can dream, the more you can do. Author --- Michael Korda
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. Author --- Famous phrase by author ---Ogden Nash
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eye...
lovely quotes. a great mix of funny and inspirational.
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