Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste,
doosri taraf se utar gayi."Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti"
"Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main ab use khushi doo.There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it.""Where did you get those sweet eyes?"
"They came with the face.""Tumne apne pati ko chair se kyo mara"
"Kyon ki main table nahi utha sakti"Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
I heard you have a dog that can say her own name.
Yes. bho bho.What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-noI believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Cute, charming, funny, good personality, friendly, famous, talanted. That's enought about me. How R U?
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.- why dont little girls fart
A) they don't gat an ass til marriage
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eye...
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