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  • Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

  • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

  • if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

  • Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste,
    doosri taraf se utar gayi.

  • "Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti"
    "Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main ab use khushi doo.

  • There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.

  • Why are men like cars?
    Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

  • "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
    "Please wait someone else is using it."

  • "Where did you get those sweet eyes?"
    "They came with the face."

  • "Tumne apne pati ko chair se kyo mara"
    "Kyon ki main table nahi utha sakti"

  • Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

  • I heard you have a dog that can say her own name.
    Yes. bho bho.

  • What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.

  • Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
    el-if-i-no

  • I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

  • Cute, charming, funny, good personality, friendly, famous, talanted. That's enought about me. How R U?

  • How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
    His lips are moving.

  • What is the noisiest thing in the world?
    Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

  • why dont little girls fart
    A) they don't gat an ass til marriage

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