Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste,
doosri taraf se utar gayi."Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti"
"Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main ab use khushi doo.There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it.""Where did you get those sweet eyes?"
"They came with the face.""Tumne apne pati ko chair se kyo mara"
"Kyon ki main table nahi utha sakti"Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
I heard you have a dog that can say her own name.
Yes. bho bho.What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-noI believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Cute, charming, funny, good personality, friendly, famous, talanted. That's enought about me. How R U?
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.- why dont little girls fart
A) they don't gat an ass til marriage
It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night. somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you. On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin gently..Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...Good Night. A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams... I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite....... At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are f
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