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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight But don’t make it a habit bcoz I’m not free every night Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) GoodNight! Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight… GoodNight! Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,dhere se hawa apko kuch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,hum dua karenge apko wo mil jaye.......O K My dear gud night swt dreams Aaj bahut yaad kiya humne tujhko, Bahut miss kiya humne tujhko, Chaha ki tum yahan hote, kum se kum mere kuch kapde tow dhote!!. Good Night. Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. Take some time to smile when you"re sad.. to rest when ...

For quite some time, I've been thinking of writing a post on all of my favorite movie quotes and some mushy-gushy romantic dialogues from Bollywood as well as from Hollywood movies but always procrastinating (yeah, I'm a lazy bum). But no more putting things off. Here are some of my favorite movie dialogues. Enjoy 'em and If you favorite one is not listed here, submit it in the comment section below. " Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein ." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. " I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language ." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. " Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai. ...

If you need advice me, text me...if you need a friend, call me...if you need me, come to me...if you need money... ...........................THE SUBSCRIBER CANNTO BE REACHED! Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me, This makes me realised that, Life would be boring without a friend like u......... I met u as a stranger, I leave you as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format your problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from memory! As long as we have memories, yesterday remains, As long as we have hope, tommorrow awaits, As long as we have friendship, each day is never a waste. FRIENDSHIP isn't how u forget but how u forgive, Not how u listen but how u understand, Not what u see but what u feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on. True friends...

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. ------Elbert Hubbard Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. -----Charles Dickens What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. ------Thaddeus Golas The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.-----Ralph Waldo Emerson Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities - always see them, for they're always there. -----Norman Vincent Peale It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.-----Charles Darwin Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't...

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste, doosri taraf se utar gayi. "Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti" "Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main ab use khushi doo. There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." "Where did you get those sweet eyes?" "They came with the face." "Tumne apne pati ko chair se kyo mara" "Kyon ki main table nahi utha sakti" Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! I heard you have a dog that can say her own name. Ye...

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in? Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth... Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I�m invisible Who said that? Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold. What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved. What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework? You can,t tell me off for something i didn't d...