Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I�m invisible
Who said that?Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework?
You can,t tell me off for something i didn't do!What did the pencil say to other pencil?
You are looking sharpWhere do horse live?
In neigh-borhoods!What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
The dentist is taking me out today!What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive!Knock Knock.
Who's there?
tuba.
tuba who?
tuba toothpaste.Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays!Why did the chicken cross the road????
*to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!......nevermind
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eye...
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