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Funny SMS Jokes

  • A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

  • School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

  • Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....

  • Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

  • Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers ..... So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le"

  • Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
    (your SMS Gateway For Bulk SMS Jokes)

  • kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

  • A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .

  • Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

  • Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

  • Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!

  • Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
    Sardar : Bad.
    Interviewer : Come.
    Sardar : Go.
    Interviewer : Ugly.
    Sardar : Pichlli.
    Interviewer : U G L Y?
    Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
    Interviewer : Shut Up.
    Sardar : Keep Talking.
    Interviewer : Get Out.
    Sardar : Come In.
    Interviewer : Oh my God.
    Sardar : Oh my Devil.
    Interviewer : U r Rejected.
    Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
    (......By Vikas)

  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
    Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
    Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
    Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..


    • Father to son:
      whenever i beat you,
      you dont get annoyed,
      how you control your anger?

      son: i start cleaning the toilet
      seat with your toothbrush

    • Movie titles related to eng students:
      exams - socha na tha,
      classes - kabhi kabhi,
      question papers - na tum jano na hum,
      copying - yaarana,
      maths2 - asambhav,
      maths1 - mission impossible,
      environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
      1st semester - kuch to hai,
      2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
      distinction - kal ho na ho,
      1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
      2nd class - dil mange more
      fail - phir milenge

    • This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

      Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

    • girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

    • us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
      ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
      mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
      isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai

    • Iblees
      Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
      Logon ko
      TLAWAT
      ZIKAR
      TASBiH
      Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
      Batao?
      Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:
      Sirf sms Free krwa dain.

    • Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
      Think... think... think...
      Marjava & Mitjava

    • Girls Attitude
      If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
      If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
      If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
      If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
      If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
      If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
      If u act smarter “she’ll [...]

    • Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
      Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
      Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
      Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
      Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
      Hum dono bolte hain
      or
      muhalla sutna hai..

    • Pathan committing suicide,
      someone asked the reason.
      He said:
      My wife runaway with my friend.
      I can’t live without my friend.

    • Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
      Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

    • Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
      tera chehra khila khila
      jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
      to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

    • Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
      Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
      Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!

    • sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
      shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
      Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

    • Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge To
      Kharabi Nazar Aaygi

      Sahi Nazar Se Dehko To
      Her “Sunder“ Lerki
      Tumhain

      Tumjari Bhabi Nazar Aaygi..

      Keep SmilinG..

    • Never KISS a lady police,
      She will say, hands up.

      Never KISS a lady doctor,
      She will say, Next please

      Always KISS a lady teacher,
      She will say, repeat it 5 time

    • Husband TV dakhtay huay achanak Zor Zor sa Ronay laga.
      wife. konsa darama dekh rahay ho?
      Husband; drama khan
      Apny shadi ki movie dakh raha hoon.

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Comments

  1. िचटी चढ़ी पहाढ़ पे, मरने के वासते,
    िचटी चढ़ी पहाढ़ पे, मरने के वासते,
    दूसरी तरफ़ से उतर गयी।
    हा हा हा हा हा , तुम भी हसों।

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  2. aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai
    w wah wah wah wah w wah wah wah wah
    khafa ho humse ya phir balance kum hai.
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  3. Very Nice SMS.....

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  4. Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
    mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
    dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
    par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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  5. R u a high scoring student?
    Bored of getting gud mrks?
    Join Delhi university... aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saloon mein.... 'marks se no marks ab sach mein possible' JOIN NOW!!!

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  6. A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well, but a best frnd is d 1 who stands outside d exam hall n shouts "ABE KUCH AA RAHA HAI YA FARRA FEKUN"

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  7. munna bhai- abe curkit boleto ye barsat girte samay bijli kyo girti hai?????
    curkit- bhai boleto bhagwan torch marke dekhta hoyinga kidhar sukha to nahi reh gaya

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  8. GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
    After merriage Beautiful doll,
    after one year Nice doll,
    after two years only doll,
    after three years
    PANADOL

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  9. Girls - Kis Shaher se aaye ho, Kya naam hai tumhara, Kharidna chahte hai tumhe, Kya daam hai tumhara ?
    Boys - Yamuna Nagar se aaya ho, Sunny naam hai hmara, kharidna chahte ho to kharid lo, Dil daam hai hmara.
    e-mail id - malhotra.tarun2007@gmail.com
    Ph.no. - 09729592007

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  10. yad aata hai mujha tumhare guzar zmana ptili tango pr ltka pjama nak ko hath se poch kar gal par lgana kmar se mkhiya udate hue awaz lgana " mummy kar li"
    (.........by Bhuvnesh Singh)

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  11. GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
    After merriage Beautiful doll,
    after one year Nice doll,
    after two years only doll,
    after three years
    PANADOL

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  12. AMAR GADALE
    LADKI EK AISI PAHELI HAI,KABHI MERI TO KABHI TERI SAHELI HAI ,KHARCHA KARO TO BOLE "DARLING HOW ARE YOU?".NA KARO TO BOLE"BROTHER, WHO ARE YOU?".

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  13. Tanaji Shinde mo.9970364077or 9030242937Friday, 09 October, 2009

    1 din apki life me ek khubsurat ladki aayegi jo apko bahot zyada pyar karegi ,apko pyar se chuegi or aapko dher sari kiss karegi .or kahegi I LOVE U DADDY

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  14. Little bird in the sky,
    dropping charak in your eye,
    you don't complain,
    you don't cry,
    just thank to god,
    that cows cant fly.

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  15. Bomb blast k baad Aadmi chilla raha tha, "O khudaya! Mera hath urh gaya..."
    Pathan: "hosla karo mat ro,
    daikho us Aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,woh Bhi to chup ha."

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  16. on ur single smile , thousands of people die . so keep smiling and reduce population . but dont smile in front of the mirror . WARNA LENE K DENE PADH JAYENGE > HIiiiiiiiiiii.!!!!!!!!!!!

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