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Fat People Jokes

There are so much fat peoples in this world. They look really funny. They look funny when they walk. In this Page, you can Lots Of funny jokes aboutfat people. Here are some of the hillarious fat people jokes.

  • A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
    and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
    The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
    "We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
    late, and the tide wants to come in!"

  • Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.

  • You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.

  • One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

  • you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.

  • You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.

  • “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
    Fat girl
    Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
    Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”

I hope you enjoy these Funny at people jokes humor

Comments

  1. the last ones funny x

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  2. i give the first one 3\5 and the last one make it....... the rest is shit.

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  3. I really only like the last one.

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  4. I like the last one too. im sooooo In LOVE WITH LEE MATTHEW KERR ll HE IS MY EVERYTHING BUT WE BROKE UP AND HE LIKES HER WHAT A FUCKN SHAME!!!

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  5. i have a huge crush on joseph lee bit i dnt think hes interested...luv da last joke n all of da double meaning jokes!

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  6. A Fat Woman Goes Out Wearing High Heels And Comes Back Home Wearing Flip Flops.

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  7. I'm so fat, i cant see my toe :'(

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  8. Dese jokes are lke a bag cheetos puffs :(

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