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Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. ~ Tennessee Williams Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends. ~ Jacques Delille A true friend is one who Knows you as you really are, Understands where you've been, Accepts who you've becomes, And still gently invites you to grow. Dosti ka matlab... D=door rehkar bhi jo paas ho. O=ouro se zyada khaas ho. S=sabse pyara jiska ehsaas ho. T=takdir ko jiski talaash ho. I=is zindagi ki aas ho. But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,All losses are restored and sorrows end.~William Shakespeare It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort The way that you do. Because I can see That your kind of friendship Is priceless to me. Life has no pleasure higher or nobler than that of friendship. A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, t...

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye. Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out! 3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our fannys theyre huge! aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. In today's world, small cars or small PCs hona cool mana jata hai. Jaldi hi aisa waqt aayega jab chhota land hona bhi cool mana ...

There are lots of Thank You Quotes available. In this page, you can find few best SMS Quotes to say thank you. So, Instead of saying simple thank you, you can use these Thank You messages to make it interesting. Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.....William Feather A thankful person is thankful under all circumstances. A complaining soul complains even if he lives in paradise....Baha'u'llah Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude. Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road......John Henry Jowett“ If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it will be enough. Thanks for everything you done for me. None is more impoverished than the one who has no gratitude....

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.~William Shakespeare If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~Michel de Montaigne Love is like a life where neither every way is easy nor we get happiness on every turn. But if we do not leave life, we should we leave love. Love is a beautiful feeling which we can't express in words. Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it. True love" isn't so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially --even, or perhaps especially, when you don't feel like it....William R. Mattox, Jr. I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same kind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyon...

Nobody is a total failure if he dares to try to do something worthwhile. Tough times never last, but tough people do. If it going to be, it's up to me. Never let a problem become excuse. The one battle most people lose is the battle over the fear of failure... try... start... begin... and you'll be assured you won the first round. God's delays are not god's denials. Today's decisions are tommorrow's realities. Take care? People who take care never go anywhere. Take a chanve! Take charge! Take control! Better do something imperfectly than do nothing flawlessly. You won.t win if you don't begin! Don't kill the dream - execute it! The me i see, is the me i'll be! Decision making is easy if there are no contradictions in your value system. Dare to try. Dare to love . Dare to make a commitement. Dare to take a risk. ( Educational Quotes ) Where there is a will, There is a way. There will never be another now, I'll make the most of today. ...

IF you are DE-motivated, stressed or under-pressure...just go through my short inspirational quotes. Right words of inspiration can suddenly hit us in a positive way whenever we feeling down. Here are some of my favorite short inspirational quotes which you may use to change your mood or make someone else day brighten with these quotes. Nothing is impossible in this world. You really can change the world if you care enough.- Marion Wright Edelman One word which can change your life - "TRY" Life is a big canvas, throw all the paint on it you can.-- Danny Kaye Where there is a will, there is a way. Never let the problem become an excuse. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.----Bible Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T.S. Eliot 3 rules of work 1. out of clutter, find simplicit...

It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL . Do the things which people say you can't do. The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John Buchan To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich Nietzsche Decide today where are you going in your life. Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now. Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard Bach Every problem will change you. Success mantra "DO IT NOW". Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam Walton Leadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan ”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---Unknown A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----Unknown Leaders sh...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---Unknown There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. STEVEN WRIGHT The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.- V.S. Pritchett There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ----Evan Esar Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.----MarkTwain This pig, is pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, an pig, idiot pig, busy pig, for pig, 20 pig, seconds pig! ... Now read without t...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?" Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways" Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways. Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between 1. Girlfriend 2. Lover 3. Wife 4. Stepny Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple 1. Prepaid 2. Lifetime 3. Postpaid 4. Coinbooth Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo h...