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Here's a collection of some funny and humorous sayings which you can put up on your T-shirts. Whether you want to show your personality or want to be an attention grabber, putting these funny sayings on your t-shirt will server the purpose. Where there's a will... I want to be in it. No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway! I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot. I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. Questions are never stupid, the person asking them is stupid. Dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls. My silence is my sound… Soccer is the best forget about the rest... I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. You can't have everything....where would you put it? I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. If you want to look young and thin, hang around old Don’t take life too serio...

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. ----Rainer Maria Rilke When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. ----Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. -----Erica Jong Wild Nights! Wild Nights! were I with thee Wild Nights would be our luxury. Futile the winds to a heart in port, Gone with the compass Gone with the chart--Rowing in Eden. Ah the Sea! Might I but moor-- Tonight in thee ------Emily Dickinson For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -----Rainer Maria Rilke Love can make you do things that you never thought possible! ---- Phil Collins Love and electricity are one in the sa...

So you are feeling flirty and want to flirt your girl or boy over SMS . Here is a collection of beautiful flirt sms messages . Send these great Flirt SMS Text Messages and let him or her know how romantic and flirty you are. Some times ur existence gives hope to one person, Your smile may be a pearl for someone, Your presence might be the desire of the 1 who loves U dearly. So value yourself. Let me guess what U R doing… Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling. Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi... Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi! Raat ko Raat ka tohafa nahi dete, Dil ko jazbat ka tohafa nahi dete, Hum to aapko chand bhi de dete, lekin chand ko chand ka tohafa nahi dete. The length and breadth and height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. I cannot ...

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you. If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!...

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust...

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah..... Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers ..... So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le" Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai... (your SMS Gateway For Bulk SMS Jokes) kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari ...

Page 1 Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question" A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty" an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada t...

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face! A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother" His father replied, "So what do you ...

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega, kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega.... m...

Big Collection of Funny Urdu SMS to send to your friends for free. Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne, Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne, Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko, aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne. I am a paper, you can write your feelings, scrible your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use, but when you feel cold, i will burn myself to warm you. Some promises are always unbroken, Some memories are always unwritten. Feel the magic of friendship and you'll know that some words are always unspoken. jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye. ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney...

मेर सिर के ताज, मेरे दिल के शेह्ज़ादे कुत्ते, कमीने, हरामजादे। एक मुर्गी थी बहोत जिद्दी,एक दिन उसके मलिक ने उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि पिंजरे के पिछले दरवाजे से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक ने फिर से उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि फिर से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक को इतना घुस्सा आया उसने मुर्गी को मारा और उसे खा गयापर वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि………. ….. (More Hindi Jokes, Coming Sooon)

For I no sooner in my heart divin'd My heart, which by a secret harmony Still moves with thine, joined in connection sweet. ----John Milton When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars. ----Ed Howe Please accept these flowers and hear the words we are not able to speak. Life is eternal, and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight. -----Rossiter Worthington Raymond With what a deep devotedness of woe I wept thy absence - o'er and o'er again Thinking of thee, still thee, till thought grew pain, And memory, like a drop that, night and day, Falls cold and ceaseless, wore my heart away! ~Thomas Moore For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. ~William Penn No one it so accursed by fate, No one so utterly desolate, But some heart, though unknown, Responds unto his own. ----- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Sympathy is something that should...

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. ~ Tennessee Williams Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends. ~ Jacques Delille A true friend is one who Knows you as you really are, Understands where you've been, Accepts who you've becomes, And still gently invites you to grow. Dosti ka matlab... D=door rehkar bhi jo paas ho. O=ouro se zyada khaas ho. S=sabse pyara jiska ehsaas ho. T=takdir ko jiski talaash ho. I=is zindagi ki aas ho. But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,All losses are restored and sorrows end.~William Shakespeare It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort The way that you do. Because I can see That your kind of friendship Is priceless to me. Life has no pleasure higher or nobler than that of friendship. A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, t...

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye. Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai NEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out! 3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our fannys theyre huge! aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. In today's world, small cars or small PCs hona cool mana jata hai. Jaldi hi aisa waqt aayega jab chhota land hona bhi cool mana ...

There are lots of Thank You Quotes available. In this page, you can find few best SMS Quotes to say thank you. So, Instead of saying simple thank you, you can use these Thank You messages to make it interesting. Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.....William Feather A thankful person is thankful under all circumstances. A complaining soul complains even if he lives in paradise....Baha'u'llah Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude. Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road......John Henry Jowett“ If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it will be enough. Thanks for everything you done for me. None is more impoverished than the one who has no gratitude....

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.~William Shakespeare If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. ~Michel de Montaigne Love is like a life where neither every way is easy nor we get happiness on every turn. But if we do not leave life, we should we leave love. Love is a beautiful feeling which we can't express in words. Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it. True love" isn't so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially --even, or perhaps especially, when you don't feel like it....William R. Mattox, Jr. I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same kind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyon...

Nobody is a total failure if he dares to try to do something worthwhile. Tough times never last, but tough people do. If it going to be, it's up to me. Never let a problem become excuse. The one battle most people lose is the battle over the fear of failure... try... start... begin... and you'll be assured you won the first round. God's delays are not god's denials. Today's decisions are tommorrow's realities. Take care? People who take care never go anywhere. Take a chanve! Take charge! Take control! Better do something imperfectly than do nothing flawlessly. You won.t win if you don't begin! Don't kill the dream - execute it! The me i see, is the me i'll be! Decision making is easy if there are no contradictions in your value system. Dare to try. Dare to love . Dare to make a commitement. Dare to take a risk. ( Educational Quotes ) Where there is a will, There is a way. There will never be another now, I'll make the most of today. ...

IF you are DE-motivated, stressed or under-pressure...just go through my short inspirational quotes. Right words of inspiration can suddenly hit us in a positive way whenever we feeling down. Here are some of my favorite short inspirational quotes which you may use to change your mood or make someone else day brighten with these quotes. Nothing is impossible in this world. You really can change the world if you care enough.- Marion Wright Edelman One word which can change your life - "TRY" Life is a big canvas, throw all the paint on it you can.-- Danny Kaye Where there is a will, there is a way. Never let the problem become an excuse. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind.----Bible Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T.S. Eliot 3 rules of work 1. out of clutter, find simplicit...

It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL . Do the things which people say you can't do. The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John Buchan To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich Nietzsche Decide today where are you going in your life. Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now. Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard Bach Every problem will change you. Success mantra "DO IT NOW". Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam Walton Leadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan ”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---Unknown A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----Unknown Leaders sh...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---Unknown There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. STEVEN WRIGHT The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.- V.S. Pritchett There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ----Evan Esar Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.----MarkTwain This pig, is pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, an pig, idiot pig, busy pig, for pig, 20 pig, seconds pig! ... Now read without t...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?" Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways" Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways. Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between 1. Girlfriend 2. Lover 3. Wife 4. Stepny Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple 1. Prepaid 2. Lifetime 3. Postpaid 4. Coinbooth Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo h...

There are so much fat peoples in this world. They look really funny. They look funny when they walk. In this Page, you can Lots Of funny jokes aboutfat people. Here are some of the hillarious fat people jokes. A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" "We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!" Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus. One guy was so fat, he had his own area code. you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too. You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck. “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My hu...

Life is just a chance to grow a soul. My candle burns at both its ends; It will not last the night; But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends -- It gives a lovely light. The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want . We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. Trouble is part of your life — if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates As I grow to understand life less and less,I learn to love it more and more. I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This m...

Muskura kar kaho toh.. Har baat pyari lagegi. Ek baar keh ke toh dekho.. Duniya tumhari lagegi. Har koi haar jaayega, Bin maare mar jayega.. Aur ye Zindagi pyari lagegi. Gud Morning! When u wake up in d morninghey u made my day wit u'r message..it bought a smile to my face...a big thank u...u mean a lot to me!!! gud morning Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers" I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes.. I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U... I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB, AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!GOOD MORNING! Passengers in sweet dreams are requested to open their eyes,coz the flight night iz landing into a wonderful day!!'Good Morning' u have 2 choices- go back to sleep and dream OR wake up and chase those Dreams!! Choice...

Shahrukh Khan is one of most famous actor of bollywood. He made his debut with super hit Movie ' Deewana ' and his first movie is bumper hit. Since then, he has worked in several wonderful movies like Baazigar, Karan-Arjun, Kal ho na ho and Om Shanti Om. He has got many awards. His dialogues in his movies are really Famous. In this page you can find some of the most famous Romantic dialogues of Our Pyaara hero SRK or King Khan or SHAHRUKH KHAN . "Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha na ki mere dad ke saamne ye iki, riki, chiki sab fail ho jaate hai, isi liye main yeh race haar gaya. Kabhie kabhie kuch jitne ke liye kuchh haarna padta hai aur har kar jitne waale ko Baazigar kehte....Kya kehte hai... BAAZIGAR" ------------ From Movie BAAZIGAR "Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!" ...

It's so easy to express your feelings with SMS Text messages . Take your cell phone in your hand, write your love feelings in words and send it to the person you love.You can send Text Messages to your loved one anywhere in the world with the click of button. But, you are thinking how can i write a good romantic text message or where i can find some good romantic text messages for my girlfriend or boyfriend. Don't worry, you can find some good romantic text messages and poetry here to send to your loved one. Here in this page you can find some of the best cute love sayings to help you express your love. I'll love the sun for days, the moon for nights, and YOU for forever. Don't shed tears for someone who hurts u. Don't feel sorry if u fail when u do your best. U should not be stupid to fall in love for someone who's stupid enough to fall for someone as special as u. I was never tired of this life and its not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each t...

If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes , then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes . Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!" Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle. Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your m...

Page 2 One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I don't want to go to school," the son replied. His mother said,"Give me two reasong why you don't want to go to school." "Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Fine" the son added. "Then you should give two good reasons why i should go to school." "One, you are 50 years old. Two, you are the principal of school." A guy shows up late for work. The Boss yells,"You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies,"Why? What happened at 8:30?" The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having been operated, "I am afraid we are going to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you" "Well, if it just because of them, i'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." "Doctor, doctor, you...

Ultimate collection of Goodbye Quotes : Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you Until we meet again! ------- Author - Unknown In the hope to meet Shortly again, and make our absence sweet. ---- Author-Ben Jonson May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. ----- Author - Irish Never say goodbye when you still want to try, never give up when you still feel you can't take it. Never say you don't love the person anymore when you can't let go. ----- Author -Unknown Good-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again. ----- Author - Elizabeth Bowen As you drove awayI wished that you could stayBut to my own dismayYou dissapeared over the horizon. ---- Author - Unknown There are no good-byes, wh...