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Best Yo Mama Jokes

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If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes, then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes.

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

  • Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

  • Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

  • Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

  • Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

  • Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

  • Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"

  • Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle.

  • Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom's pubic hair got caught on your head when you were born!

  • Your momma so stupid she would use a spiked mace as a pillow.

  • yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!

  • Yo' Mama's So Fat whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts.

  • Yo' Mama's So Fat when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house

  • Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

  • Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

I hope you enjoyed these hillarious and best popular yo mama jokes.

Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, 09 February, 2009

    yo mama is so fat that when she sat n a quater a booger shot out of george washingtons nose

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, 03 March, 2009

    Yo Momma So Dumb She Spent 30 Minutes Looking At A Carton Of Orange Juice Cause It Said Concentrate.

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  3. AnonymousSunday, 15 March, 2009

    Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

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  4. AnonymousSunday, 22 March, 2009

    Yo mama so poor she striped at chuck e cheese for tokens

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, 07 April, 2009

    .yah mummaz so fat i tried printed a photo off herfrom last Christmas & its still printing

    .yah mummas so dumb she tolk a donut bak cos it had a whole in it

    .yah mummas so dumb she tried 2 have a staring comp with a spider (spiders have no eyelids, i just wanted to explane that 1 2 u)

    .yah mummas so fat she stold on the scales n it sed "1 at a time please"

    .thats not the real story to the titanic, it was just a cover up 2 hide the UGLY truth about ur mumma, she sat on it n sank.

    <3,,Domiie.C

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  6. <3,,Domiiee.CThursday, 09 April, 2009

    Yaaii,
    i`ll post more `yah mumma jokes' 2 help the owner off the site ( sorry if theres spelling mestakes im on my DSI =] )

    <3,,Domiiee.C

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  7. AnonymousThursday, 23 April, 2009

    yo momma so stupid when a burgler stole her tv she ran after him to give him the remote

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  8. AnonymousMonday, 25 May, 2009

    yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop that twinki!

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, 30 May, 2009

    yo momma so ugly, she went to check herself outin the mirror, and her reflection ducted! HA

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  10. AnonymousSunday, 04 October, 2009

    yo mama so short that she can swing her legs on the curb.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, 05 October, 2009

    Yo mamma so fat, that she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

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  12. AnonymousSunday, 15 November, 2009

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!

    Yo mama so hated, she fell off the family tree, and they wouldn't let her back on!

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, 01 December, 2009

    yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

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  14. AnonymousThursday, 06 May, 2010

    Yo momma so fat that she swam in the ocean and a group of whales came by and starting singin
    "We are family even though your fatter than meh" xD

    -allie<3

    ReplyDelete
  15. AnonymousSaturday, 11 September, 2010

    yo mama so stupid got hit by a parked car

    ReplyDelete
  16. cocozTuesday, 23 August, 2011

    yo mama z so old dat she sat next 2 jesus on the 3rd grade

    ReplyDelete
  17. TiffanyTuesday, 26 June, 2012

    yo mamma so stupid she helped the robbers roobe her house sorry for miss spelling

    ReplyDelete
  18. AnonymousWednesday, 10 July, 2013

    Yo mamma so fat when she went in the sea the whale started to sing we are family

    ReplyDelete

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