Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha haiNEWSFLASH...scientists have made a breakthrough & discovered that the female gender carry intelligent cells. Unfortunately 95% of them spit it out!
3 sisters. ann, jan & fanny all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says "jesus u have big feet "ann replys "u should see our fannys theyre huge!
aaj subah ek thandi hawa ka joka aaya saath me teri khusbu laaya tab muje ehsas huwa ke aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
In today's world, small cars or small PCs hona cool mana jata hai. Jaldi hi aisa waqt aayega jab chhota land hona bhi cool mana jayega. Mere dost, Then you will be THE MEN.
Cool,Charmimg, Sweet, Innocent, Good Looking,Cheerful, Glamorous, spontaneous, Perfect, nice friends, Lucky, Good Personality, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Spread you legs
And give me an hourOn the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Kya tum abhi mujhe apni photo fax kar sakte ho.......its very very urgent...and very very important. Actully, hum Cards khel rahe the and we have misplaced JOKER.
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
For quite some time, I've been thinking of writing a post on all of my favorite movie quotes and some mushy-gushy romantic dialogues from Bollywood as well as from Hollywood movies but always procrastinating (yeah, I'm a lazy bum). But no more putting things off. Here are some of my favorite movie dialogues. Enjoy 'em and If you favorite one is not listed here, submit it in the comment section below. " Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein ." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. " I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language ." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. " Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai. ...
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday
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