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What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you. If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah..... Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers ..... So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le" Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai... (your SMS Gateway For Bulk SMS Jokes) kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari

Page 1 Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question" A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty" an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives।the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada t

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face! A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother" His father replied, "So what do you

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega, kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega.... m