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Funniest Jokes about Insurance and Insurance Agent. Enjoy them and if you have insurance joke that you would like to share it with us then feel free to submit it here. An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"
"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap." Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"
The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm." Life insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know." Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. Q : What's the difference between an Actuary and the Maf