He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulbHow do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her.
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga
Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to […]I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, "Itne paise me itna hi milega."
For quite some time, I've been thinking of writing a post on all of my favorite movie quotes and some mushy-gushy romantic dialogues from Bollywood as well as from Hollywood movies but always procrastinating (yeah, I'm a lazy bum). But no more putting things off. Here are some of my favorite movie dialogues. Enjoy 'em and If you favorite one is not listed here, submit it in the comment section below. " Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein ." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. " I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language ." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. " Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai. ...
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
ReplyDeleteu cant unerstand most of em if ur english coz there in anova language!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteAgar talash karo to mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah kaun tumko chahega.
Tumhe zaroor koi chahaton se dekhega,
magar wo ankhen hamari kahan se layega?
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More please
ReplyDeleteI droped a one rupee coin in a wishing well and prayed for a good girl friend. god said is mahangai ke jamane me 1 rupee me kuch nahi milega.
ReplyDeleteI dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a good girl friend. God said, "Itne paise me kuch nahi milega."
ReplyDeletebush said lalu give me the bihar for 10 days bihar looks like america lalu said give me the america for 5days america looks like america
ReplyDeleteENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe we'd be able to understand dem and like dem...
ReplyDeleteenglish pls..cant understand most of the jokes as its in some other language..
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