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Double Meaning SMS Messages

  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

  • Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
    Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb

  • How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her.

  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

  • Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

  • Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar GayaJis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar GayaBilkul Usi tarahhaan Usi tarhyeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga

  • Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly ha

  • I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush

  • Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo

  • Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
    Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

  • Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
    Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
    Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
    Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

    MAD bolay to
    M-Most
    A-Attractive
    D-Dost…

  • Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
    Ati Hai.
    Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

  • Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
    Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
    Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
    karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
    ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
    ab to […]

  • I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a smart friend. God gifted me you and said, "Itne paise me itna hi milega."

Comments

  1. plz send me makara shankranti sms
    thank you......

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  2. **UFONE SERVICE**

    ufone k 3 rupay me 500 pakage.
    agar aisay 2, ya 3 aur ufone k pakages aagy to 1 ya 2 saal baad aisi aurtein jin k pait me bachy hongy wo bachy kuch is trha guftgu krengy

    BACHA: janu kaisi ha tu
    BACHI: janu aik dam chakaas hu tum sms he kero warna meri jurwa sistr sun legi
    BACHA: kab arahi ho phir milny
    BACHI: pahly tum bahir to niklo waise b mjey pechus lagy hui hain pata nahi ami kya khati rehti hai
    BACHA: janu mera b haal bura ha daily nahata hu.

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  3. uFone ka 3 rupy free 500 sms
    pakage kya aagaya FARAZ.
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    jo kanjoos miscall dety they ab wo b SMS krney lagy hain.

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  4. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

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  5. u cant unerstand most of em if ur english coz there in anova language!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Arz kiya hai

    Agar talash karo to mil hi jayega,
    Magar hamari tarah kaun tumko chahega.
    Tumhe zaroor koi chahaton se dekhega,
    magar wo ankhen hamari kahan se layega?

    Rayees

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  7. I droped a one rupee coin in a wishing well and prayed for a good girl friend. god said is mahangai ke jamane me 1 rupee me kuch nahi milega.

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  8. I dropped a coin in wishing well and prayed for a good girl friend. God said, "Itne paise me kuch nahi milega."

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  9. bush said lalu give me the bihar for 10 days bihar looks like america lalu said give me the america for 5days america looks like america

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  10. ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe we'd be able to understand dem and like dem...

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  11. english pls..cant understand most of the jokes as its in some other language..

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