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हिंदी संदेश

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  • मेर सिर के ताज, मेरे दिल के शेह्ज़ादे
    कुत्ते, कमीने, हरामजादे।<<

  • एक मुर्गी थी बहोत जिद्दी,एक दिन उसके मलिक ने उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि पिंजरे के पिछले दरवाजे से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक ने फिर से उसे बंद किया वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि फिर से निकल गयी,उसके मलिक को इतना घुस्सा आया उसने मुर्गी को मारा और उसे खा गयापर वोह इतनी जिद्दी थी कि………. …..

(More Hindi Jokes, Coming Sooon)

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  1. MagicmanSaturday, 24 November, 2007

    If You Love Someone . . .



    If you love some one because you think that she is really gorgeous ...
    then it's not love..
    it's - Infatuation . . .



    If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave her because
    others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love..
    it's - compromise . . .



    If you love some one because you think that you cannot live with out his touch ....
    then it's not love ..
    it's - lust . . .



    If you love some one because you have been kissed by her ...
    then it's not love..
    it's - inferiority complex . . .



    If you love some one because you cannot leave her thinking that it would hurt her feelings ..
    then it's not love ..
    it's - charity . . .




    If you love some one because you share every thing with her ...
    then it's not love..
    it's - friendship . . .



    but if you feel the pain of the other person more than her even when she is stable
    and you cry for her ..
    that's - LOVE .

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  2. MagicmanSaturday, 24 November, 2007

    Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
    Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha

    Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
    Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,


    Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein,
    Wo kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha;
    Aaj bhi manzar kuch aisa hi hai, hum hai wahi akele tanha………
    Jenha wo kabi saath or mere aas paas tha…


    Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
    Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,


    Kabhi ye Dil Hum ko samjhata hai……………………
    To kabhi hum iss Dil ko samjhatey hai……………….
    Aaj hai wo kisi ki orr ki raat ka chand to kya ……….
    Parr kabhi to wo mera apna, Meri Jaan tha……………

    Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
    Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,


    Dardey Dil ka Pucho mat haal tum………
    Naa jane kitne shikawy chupe hai Iss Dil Me…………
    Kitni Zabarran ye aansoo ka raaj……………
    Kuch iss tarah keha unssy……………………..
    Beh aaya ye ansoo tujhy dekh kar…………………….
    Warna main to apni Zindagi me bahut Khushaal tha……………

    Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
    Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,

    Regards,

    AMBUJ

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  3. MagicmanSaturday, 24 November, 2007

    yeh pyaar kya hai?

    pyaar zindagi hai...
    pyaar khushia hai...

    pyaar asoon bhi ahi....
    aur hasi bhi..

    kabhi din me dikhti hue sitare hai..
    to kabhi raat me dikhte hue suraj.

    pyaar sangeet hai..
    jiski sur hamesha dil me rehte hai..

    pyaar dewanapan hai....
    diwangi ki haad tak hai..

    pyaar jajbaat hai..
    jo hum e kahi bhi le ja sakta hai..

    yeh ek ehssas hai jo hum mehsus kaar sakte hai..

    pyaar dil ki aina hai..
    jaha pe sab kuch nazar ata hai..

    pyaar vishwas hai...
    jo agar tut gaya to zindagi badal jati hai..

    pyaar takat hai..
    jo hum e jine ki aas deta hai aur marne ki himmat..

    pyaar aag hai...
    jo kisi ko bhi jaala sakta hai..

    pyaar tufan hai..
    jo sab kuch bikhar kaar rakh deta hai..

    yeh badal hai....
    barish bhi..

    isme samunder ki tarha leher bhi hai...
    to kabhi nadi ki tarha shant bhi..

    pyaar mano jaise jharna hai..
    jo beh jate hai leikin yade chhor jata hai..

    pyaar kismat hai...
    mano jise mil gaya,usse saab kuch mil jata hai..

    saab se bar kar, pyaar pyaar hota hai..
    jo ki nahin jata...baas ho jata hai..


    Ho ker Zameen Ka, Aasmaan Ki Chaah Kyon Karoon
    Main Tujh ko Paanay Ki Tamanna Kyon Karoon
    Mujh ko Khabar Hai Judaai Tarpayegi Tujhe Har Pal
    Is hi liye Bata de Main Tujh se Wafa Kyon Karoon
    Meri Masoomiyat Ko Rab Ne Banaaya Hai Mohabbat Ke liye
    Tujhe may Chahne Ki Phir Main Khata Kyon Karoon
    Farishtay Bhi Tadap Jaatay Hongay Jab meree Aankh Se Ashk Chalaktay Hain


    Yeh Dard Tujhe De ker Main Koi Gunnah Kyon Karoon
    Teri Meri Qismat Ki Raahae Hain Judaa Judaa
    Main Phir Tera Ban jaaney Ki Aarzoo Kyon Karoon
    Meri Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Mein Nahi Hai Naam Tera
    Main Tera Naam Apne Naam Se Milanay Ki Justajoo Kyon Karoon


    Meri Baatain Tere Dil Mein Hamesha Bass Jaati Hain
    Is Baat Ki Khabar Rakh Kar Main Koi Guftagoo Kyon Karoon
    Batoon Batoon Main Benaam Fasaanay Ban jaate Hain
    Aur Aisi Adhuri Kahaani Ko Main Shuroo Kyon Karoon


    Jo Bhi Jazbaat Hai Dil Mein Dil Tak Mehfooz Hain
    Yeh Bataoo Ke Main Unka Zikar Dubara Kyon Karoon
    Maana Ke Mohabbat Bhari Nazar Dil Par Gehra Asar
    Karti Hai Usay Pyaar Se Dekh Ker Us Par Koi Jaadoo Kyon Karoon


    Mere Liye Yeh Mumkin Nahi Ke Main Tera Ban jaoun Kabhi
    Lekin Main Tujhse Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Kyon Karoon...


    Bahut Ajeeb Se Lagte Ho,
    Dur Rehkar Bhi Dil Ke Bahut Kareeb Lagte Ho...
    Malum Hai Tumhe Hum Paa Na Sakenge,
    Phir Kyun Tum Hume ,, Humare Naseeb Lagte Ho....

    Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
    Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge...
    Par maan jana manane se,
    Warna yeh bheegee palkein le ke kaha jayenge...

    Aazmaish pyaar me jaruri ho sakti hai,
    Na mil pana kisi ki majburi ho sakti hai...
    Yaad dur se kar sakte hain,
    Par dil ki hasrat to milne se he puri ho sakti hai....

    Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
    Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati...
    Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
    Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati....

    Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabak hota hai,
    Yeh jawani ka zamana bhi ajab hota hai..
    Kaun si baat ne kis sakhs ka dil tod diya,
    Bolne wale ko aehsaas bhi kab hota hai...

    Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,
    Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge...
    Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,
    Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge....


    Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
    muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi,
    sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
    par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

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  4. MagicmanSaturday, 24 November, 2007

    Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
    Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.
    I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, 04 March, 2009

    thats true, tears rolling down ma chich

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  6. monaWednesday, 01 April, 2009

    the meaning of love is really marvellous these are not sentences but "lovely quotes"

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