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One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."
"I don't want to go to school," the son replied.
His mother said,"Give me two reasong why you don't want to go to school."
"Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
"Fine" the son added. "Then you should give two good reasons why i should go to school."
"One, you are 50 years old. Two, you are the principal of school." A guy shows up late for work. The Boss yells,"You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies,"Why? What happened at 8:30?" The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having been operated, "I am afraid we are going to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you"
"Well, if it just because of them, i'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." "Doctor, doctor, you...