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It,s time to TAKE CHARGE and TAKE CONTROL . Do the things which people say you can't do. The task of leadership is not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it, for the greatness is there already.— John Buchan To do great things is difficult; but to command great things is more difficult.Friedrich Nietzsche Decide today where are you going in your life. Don't say, "I'll do it tommorrow or after sometime". Say that I'll do it now. Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.-----Richard Bach Every problem will change you. Success mantra "DO IT NOW". Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.----Sam Walton Leadership is just another word for training.-----Lance Secretan ”Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.”- ---Unknown A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.-----Unknown Leaders sh...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---Unknown There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. STEVEN WRIGHT The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.- V.S. Pritchett There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ----Evan Esar Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.----MarkTwain This pig, is pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, an pig, idiot pig, busy pig, for pig, 20 pig, seconds pig! ... Now read without t...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?" Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways" Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways. Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between 1. Girlfriend 2. Lover 3. Wife 4. Stepny Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple 1. Prepaid 2. Lifetime 3. Postpaid 4. Coinbooth Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo h...