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Funny Friendship Quotes - Humor in Friendship

Below is a collection of Funny Friendship Quotes. You will like these funny friendship quotes as much as i like them. Feel free to share these friendship quotes within your friends circle and make your friends day a delight. I am sure these Cute Friendship Quotes will make you think about friends in a whole new way. Let's experience fun in friendship.

  • " Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." -----Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  • " I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." ---Ann Richards

  • "Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."

  • "It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship." ---Colette

  • "A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. " ---George Ade quotes

  • "One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." ---George Carlin

  • "Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends." ---Truman Capote

  • "A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

  • "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." ---- Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • "My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved." ---- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

  • "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." ---Sicilian Proverb

  • "Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief." ---Joseph Addison

  • "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ---Archie Bunker

  • "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ---- Bernard Meltzer

  • "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ---- C.S. Lewis

  • "Friends are relatives you make for yourself". --- Eustache Deschamps

  • "I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one's partners in the waltz of this world --not much remembered when the ball is over." ---Lord Byron

  • A friend to all is a friend to none. – Aristotle

  • "Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.: ---- Muhammad Ali

  • "Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind."---- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  • “A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.” ---Hemingway

  • “True friends stab you in the front”. ---Oscar Wilde

  • "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ---Anonymous

  • "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ---Benjamin Franklin

  • “Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re going to meet them all coming down.” ---Jimmy Durante

I hope you enjoyed reading our collection of Funny Friendship Quotes. Use these quotes as a SMS text and send a bit of humor to your friends.

You may also like reading Funny Cute Quotes on Life.

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