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Naughty Text Messages

  • if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

  • CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

  • I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  • Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

  • come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

  • When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

  • Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
    we can multiply!

  • north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.

  • I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

  • I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
    mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.

  • I really deeply wish tat u r here
    I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  • What is the height of Flirting?
    What is the height of Flirting?
    When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

  • what happend 2 ur mobile?
    i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
    welcome 2 Da jungle network,
    Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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  1. HAHAHA!!!
    (DEVGEL)

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  2. nice onees
    hope to seee many more :)

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  3. 1 bakri thi diwani si 1 BAKRE PE WO MARTI THI
    SHARMAKEPUNCH HILAKEGALIYON SE GUZRA KARTI THIJB BHI MILTI,PHOTO TUMHARA DIKHAKARPUCHA KARTI THI

    YE BAKRA KHA MILEGA

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  4. my nites r going sleepless
    my days r going useless
    so i asked god
    is this love?
    god replied no dear corse zyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ata hai

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  5. what happend 2 ur mobile?
    i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
    welcome 2 Da jungle network,
    Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

    ReplyDelete

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