if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth.
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed.I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eye...
alsome!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDelete(DEVGEL)
LMAO
ReplyDeleteDamn Good!
ReplyDeletehaahahh nicce.
ReplyDeletenice onees
ReplyDeletehope to seee many more :)
1 bakri thi diwani si 1 BAKRE PE WO MARTI THI
ReplyDeleteSHARMAKEPUNCH HILAKEGALIYON SE GUZRA KARTI THIJB BHI MILTI,PHOTO TUMHARA DIKHAKARPUCHA KARTI THI
YE BAKRA KHA MILEGA
my nites r going sleepless
ReplyDeletemy days r going useless
so i asked god
is this love?
god replied no dear corse zyada hai aur tujhe kuch nahi ata hai
what happend 2 ur mobile?
ReplyDeletei was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.