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SMS Jokes Hindi

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  • Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
    Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
    Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
    Par dosto ki duao mai
    Asar Bhut hai

  • Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
    Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge.........

  • Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
    O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
    Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
    confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

  • What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
    Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
    Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

  • Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
    Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
    Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

  • G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
    Ab Kya Kroge?
    Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
    NAhi Na!
    Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga

  • Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
    Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

  • Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
    ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
    Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
    dokan dien tu ghar
    beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  • Andhe ke haath me TORCH,
    Bahare ke haath me RADIO,

    Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
    Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE

    WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

  • Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

  • Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
    Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghav Dhone Laga,
    Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
    Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga..

  • Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi
    Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
    Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

  • Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumar.
    Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

  • TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
    RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
    PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
    ANDE ka oml8 ho,
    SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
    JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
    KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

  • Aaj se 10saal baad Larkiyan Larke ko dekh kr: Kya mast bacha hai! Yaar Mujhe iss bachey ka number chahiye!
    Larka sharmate huwe:Ap k ghar baap bhai nai hai kya?"

  • Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
    Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
    Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
    Boy : Aur lo gee.
    Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

  • Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.

  • Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
    Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
    Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
    Phir dil ka haal batana Miss u.

  • Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
    aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
    chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein
    bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

  • DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
    KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
    AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
    chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

  • Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

  • Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
    Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
    Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
    Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.

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