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Jokes For Kids

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  • Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
    Take one of these every 4 laps!

    Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
    What sister?

    Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
    Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

    Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
    Of course, come back tomorrow!

    Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
    Certainly, which way did you come in?

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
    When did this start?
    Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I�m invisible
    Who said that?

  • Which runs faster, hot or cold?
    Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

  • What has ten letters and starts with gas?
    An automobile.

  • How do crazy people go through the forest?
    They take the psycho path.

  • What did the water say to the boat?
    Nothing, it just waved.

  • What do you say if you have trouble doing your homework?
    You can,t tell me off for something i didn't do!

  • What did the pencil say to other pencil?
    You are looking sharp

  • Where do horse live?
    In neigh-borhoods!

  • What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
    The dentist is taking me out today!

  • What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
    I find you very attractive!

  • Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    tuba.
    tuba who?
    tuba toothpaste.

  • Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
    Because everything is marked down after the holidays!

  • Why did the chicken cross the road????
    *to get to the other side!!!!!! he he he!!!......nevermind

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