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Sweet SMS

  • Tujhko dekha bhi nahi,
    aur teri Deed karli.
    chand tu nazar nahi Aaya,
    phir bhi humne Eid karli.

  • aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja
    kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi

  • Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
    Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
    Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
    Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla.

  • Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi
    Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi
    Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin
    Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi.

  • 7 wonders of the world are:
    Bole to
    1 apun,
    2 apun ka smile,
    3 apun ka estayle
    4 apun ka face,
    5 apun ka nature,
    6 apun ka msgs,
    7 bole to TUM apun ka friend.

  • Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
    F=father
    A=and
    M=mother
    I=i
    L=love
    Y=you

  • If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
    If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
    Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
    But if sumone calls u “cute”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
    Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

  • I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
    I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
    I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
    Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

  • Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
    Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
    sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
    humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...

  • Tumse hai mera rishta Gulab sa,
    Rehkar tumse door lagta hai azab sa,
    Gulab ki toh seerat mein hai mehak dena,
    Par hamari niyat mein hai tumhe pyaar dena.

  • Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
    Treat it gently, please do not break it.
    Its full of love thats good and true,
    So please keep it always close to u.

  • It is scientifically proved
    that suger can dissolve in water,
    so please dont go outside when it is raining,

    cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world

  • Sometimes
    myHEART asks:
    Why I miss you?
    Why I like you?
    Why I SMS you?
    Then my mind answered,
    Its bcoz..
    "sweet" people NEED more CARE!

  • Watch out!
    Defend urself!
    3
    2
    1
    . . .
    TOO LATE
    I warned U!
    U've just been strongly attacked
    by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.
    miss u dearie

  • Money says spend me not,
    time say waste me not,
    flower says touch me not,
    study says leave me not,
    sms says erase me not,
    & i say forget me not.

  • Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

  • Sweet sa weather dekhkr apne swt se frnd ki swt si yad ai to socha k swt sa sms kardo taki hamari swt si frndshp me thodi swtnes aur badh jaye...

  • Life is small, Live it..
    Love is short, Do it..
    Troubles r momentary, Face it..
    Memories r sweet, Cherish it..

    I m 2 Gud, Budy Accept it....

  • Kissing you baby is my dream.
    I’m the strawberry & u r the cream.
    Handle me gently keep me real keen.
    U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

  • If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
    If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
    If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
    If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

  • Hide my tears when I say ur name But
    The pain in my heart is still the same Altho
    I smile and seem carefree,
    There ‘s No one who misses u More than me …!!!

  • Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
    Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
    SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
    Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain....ASIM TUM BIN
    SmS acchey lagtey hain too Email Karey ....

  • I love you - those three words have my life in them. -----Alexandrea

Comments

  1. C L O S E N E S S
    RESIDES IN
    HEART

    SO NO MATTER
    HOW BUSSY WE ARE
    OR HOW FAR WE ARE
    DEAREST PEOPLE ARE
    REMEMBERED AND
    CARED 4EVER.

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  2. SOME TIMES KBHI KBHI
    MERI ANKHEIN MERE DIL SE
    JEALOUS HOTI HAIN

    JANTI HO KYUN....?

    KYUN KI AAP HAMESHA MERE
    DIL MEIN REHTI HAIN LEKIN
    ANKHON SE DOOR REHTI HAIN.

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  3. hum apke sms pe etaney fida hai ki manoo aap hamare pass hai

    ReplyDelete

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