Short SMS Jokes

• Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
  A. Where you left it.

• What side of an apple is the left side?
  The side that hasn't been eaten.

• Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?
  Neither. They both burn shorter.

• Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
  lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
  
  Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

• Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
  harder to leave,
  and impossible to forget.

• PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
  Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...

• Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
  maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
  
  maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
  usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

• CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

• Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi.

• Full form of MATHS!
  Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

• Man : my wife is too good.
  She can talk on any subject for hours.
  
  Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
  She does not even need a subject to talk about.

• Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

• Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
  Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!

• in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!

• Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

• class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
  Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga.

• Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician.

• I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

• Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.

• u r a donkey..... d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young.

• We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.

• If you have a picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

• The more i learn the more i get to know, The more i know, so why should i be learning????
  

• Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.

• I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

• The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

• I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

• FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

• Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

• Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

• Never miss a good chance to shut up

• Where there's a will, I want to be in it

• No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

• I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• Is it time for your medication or mine?

• Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

• Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

• Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

• Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

• Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

• Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

• Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

• Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
  maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

• Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
  Oscar Wilde

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

• Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.

• Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

• Mobile X: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ..... dial my number.