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Cool SMS

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  • Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person.
    I just did.

  • YOU
    KNOW
    WHAT IS
    MEANT
    BY
    ----------MOBILE-------
    M=meet
    O=on
    B=busy
    I=in
    L=life
    E=every where
    so now lets STAR

  • 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.

  • DiL Main Basa Rakha Hai Teri Wafaon Ko,
    Aankhon Me Chupa Rakha Hai Teri Adaon Ko,
    Iss Jahan Main Kya Doon Tumhe Batao,
    Ho Sake To Tohfa Samajh Lena Meri Duaon Ko.. !!

  • Har Roz HAPPY Life Jiya Kijiye,
    Mujh Ko 2, 4 SMS Bhi Kiya Kijiye,
    Ho Sakay To Roz 1 Kaam Kiya Kijye,
    Zyada Nahi Bas Dua Me Yaad Kiya Kijiye..

  • IT'S TOO HEARD TO LOOSE ONE WHO IS 99% CUT,
    98% SWEET,
    97% LOVING,
    96% TALENTED,
    AND
    100% FRIENDLY
    THAT'S ME
    WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE IF U LOOSE ME

  • Bewafa se kabhi pitar nahi hota
    Marne k baad intizaar nahi hota
    Har kisi se dosti dekh kar karna
    Har insaan meri tarhan
    COOL, SWEET OR SMART nahi hota

  • THE MOST DIFFICULT LESSON TO LEARN IS WHICH BRIDGE IN LIFE TO USE OR WHICH ONE TO BREAK OFF IF U R KIND PEOPLE MAY ACCUSE U OF BEING SELFISH & HAVING ULTERIOR MOTIVES B KIND

  • SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

  • My father said, "There are two kinds of people: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better." (Marlo Thomas)

  • Kash life aisi hoti yaar,
    Monday ko dosti,
    Tuesday ko Ikrar,
    Wednesday ko pyar,
    Thursday ko intzar,
    Friday ko shadi,
    Saturdy ko talaq,
    Sunday ko rest,
    Monday ko next.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  • Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

  • u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

  • Cool SMS - I like to remember our times together good times and the bad.
    I regret the times I yelled at you when you were only trying to help,
    but you know I only did it because you did it to me.
    I miss your smile, Big Brother!!!!

  • Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I`m constipated.“
    The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.“
    Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
    Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, “Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?“
    The doctor says, “Stop wiping with cement bags.“

  • Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.

  • They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them

  • Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..

  • my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.

  • When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

  • Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
    Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

    Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
    Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

  • Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
    karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
    kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
    surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

  • I have a new kodak camera
    ur snap please...
    don't move
    steady
    smile :)
    ready
    click
    ohh ho
    those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

  • It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, or an animal in bed and it knows one french word..........MO!!!

  • Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile...but that is enough about me, tell me how r u?

  • You got STYLE ..... you got SEX-APPEAL .... you got the BRAINS...and you sure as hell got the BODY .... WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!.....SORRY.....wrong number.

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