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50th Birthday Sayings

  • Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanel

  • he only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.

  • Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. -Victor Hugo

  • The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot

  • At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.

  • You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.

  • “I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.”

  • “Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ”

  • “50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”- Jim Carrey

  • There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.

  • To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

  • She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. - Anita Brookner

  • A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.

  • At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths --your abilities and your failings.

  • You've entered your 70th decadeBut you look good all the sameWho cares if your hair is thin and greyAnd you'll suit a Zimmer frame

  • You've outgrown my lap, but not my heartO (Maureen) daughter of mineGrowing up's for trees, so why not stayForever 49

  • Forty isn't old...If you're a tree !
    Happy Birthday,you young sapling you

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