Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,
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IF he is busy then wait,
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OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
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OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERYPatni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you ever find the person like this never ever miss the opportunity to say "I LOVE U".
Firstly, take it in hand.
Then on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana."
My friend, i heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.Male= pura ander chala gaya na
Female= ji, bilkul chala gaya
Male=dara ho raha hai kya..
Female=haaaaaaaaaan
Male=Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Female=perfect
Male=Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Female=zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Male=aray Suno, Pack these sandle for madam.Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur ohir kaha, " tum itni chiti si chiz(thing) se saans kaise lete ho.
Q:Kon zyada stronger hota hai, Man ya Women?
A:Woman zyada strong hoti hai because she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.A big Cock (Lund), Color white, Height 8 Inch, Wearing Rubber's Chogha has been lost. I want to inform everybody that whoever found it, please take it to his gaand.
Sex is good and sex is funny, many people fuck for money, but if you think sex is funny, so fuck your self and save your money.
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Mast msg hai bidu.
ReplyDeletegood ones
ReplyDeleteHi bidu Tumhe jo sms likha yeh meri monko chugayia tum aur thoda collect karke postin karna
ReplyDeleteTHATS CRAZY BUT I LIKE IT............
ReplyDeletearj kiya haiteri maroo mai nahi maroo tu hee bata mai teri gand maroo ya teri wife ki maroo wah wah wah....
ReplyDeleteo mere dost tu sabse pyara,,,isme koi shaq nahi. o mere dost tu sabse nyara ,,isme bhi koi shaq nahi.
ReplyDeletepar sabne tumahari gaand mari,,, kya mera koi haq nahi ?
sarap kumarat or makipagsex
ReplyDeleteshadman1989@Gmail.com
ReplyDeletedon't i have anything naughtier
ReplyDeleteFirstly, take it in hand.
ReplyDeleteThen on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna..
WOW
LMAO
ITNA DIRTY JOKE..
hahahah
yoh think that in negative waii...=]
HOLII
um? how dumb
ReplyDeleteFirstly, take it in hand.
ReplyDeleteThen on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
gr8 ashleelta........
ReplyDeleteIt's too gud man........
ReplyDeletenahi bas gusa do salee main i meen sui main dhaga dalna !
ReplyDeleteaik phooji sal ka baad chutti jata hay or jany say phly apni baigum ko phone kr daita hay k aj ratt ko puppu ko juldi sula daina. raat main jub wo appni baigum ki chut marny ka program bunata hay to puppu jag jata hay or roony lugta hay.phooji baigum ka ghusy hoota hay k main nay kaha tha k puppu ko sula daina.baigum puppu ko sulati hay or phir doobara kam shuruh kurty hain abhi phooji apna lun dalny hi walla hoota hay puppu phir jag jatta hay.Phooji phir baigum ko ghusy hoota hay k main nay tumahin kaha tha k puppu ko sula daina. baigum dobara puppu ko sula kr aati hay or wo doonoun dobara kam shuruh kurty hain. abhi phooji nay baigum k under dala hi hoota hay k puppu phir jag jatta hay. abb too phooji ko akhier ghusa ajata hay or phooji gusy main baigum say kahta hay k main nay tum say kaha bhi tha k puppu ko sula daina. too baigum bhi gusy main jawab daity ha k jis di maun noun lun wariya huwy unahn noun neeinud kity aundi ay...
ReplyDeleteFirstly, take it in hand.
ReplyDeleteThen on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna
Sex k bina pareshan 1 raat biwi “JAN-GAN-MAN” gane lagi
ReplyDeletePati:ye kyun ga rahi ho.Biwi-last try hai ispe toh pura Hindustan khada ho jata hai.
umm yyea theyd be good if i could understand them!
ReplyDeleteABAJ KHOOBSOORAT HAI
ReplyDeleteOR TU BHI KHAS HAI
BHAGWAN DHOKE SE LUND LAGA DEYA
WARNA MAAL TO TU BHI
KHAAS HAI
Teri lita lita k lu, ya baitha baitha k lu, ya tujhe karu khada... phir teri jhuka jhuka k lu, Ab tu hi bata mere dost main teri photo kis kis tarah se lu.
ReplyDeletetakat aap me hain ya fir aap ke haddi me hain takat to us chiz me hain jo bina haddi ke aap ke chaddi me hain.
ReplyDeleteummmmmmmmmmm... if i kould understand them, thay'd be bettr...
ReplyDeleteBoy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
ReplyDeleteGirl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.|
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