Funny SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Free Hindi Text Messages To Forward

2010-10-14T07:24:00.000-07:00

Funny SMS Messages"Winter comes again n again,Summer comes again n again,But the person like you will not come again,Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again.""Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off,threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!"---Read More Sardar SMS JokesA sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to

Happy New Year SMS/Text Messages 2012

2009-10-19T03:33:00.000-07:00

First off , I wish all the readers of this blog a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.As another year is about to close its doors. and once again, time has come to welcome glorious new year 2012. It's time to party with your buddies and to send Happy New Year 2012 SMS/ Text Messages , New year gifts, New Year Quotes and Greeting to your kith and kins.So here presenting an ultimate collection of

Independence Day SMS/Text Messages

2009-05-20T07:35:00.000-07:00

Here is a collection of some of the Best Independence Day SMS Messages to share your special feelings of joy and patriotism with your friend and families. Our life is full of Colors … I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hunhan wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahenhan wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen***HAPPY

Sardar SMS Jokes - Page 1

2009-04-17T05:02:00.000-07:00

Sardars are damn funny , aren't they? They make you laugh with their funny sayings and with their manner of speaking. They have this very rare ability of laughing at themselves. Plenty of Jokes have been created on Sardars and most of these jokes can literally make one rolling on the floor with laughter. Below is a collection of some of my favorite Funny Sardar SMS Jokes to tickle your Funny

Hindi Shayari

2009-04-08T03:50:00.000-07:00

Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai, ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya, Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta, Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta, Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo, Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta. Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin Mumtaz nahi marti Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein, Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gaii

Sorry SMS/ Text Messages

2009-02-15T05:42:00.000-08:00

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye Appologising doesn't mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...!!! ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're

Sad SMS

2009-02-15T05:28:00.000-08:00

Dard main woh bhi hain, Dard mein hum bhi. Woh aasoo Dekha rahen hain, hum aaso shuka rahen hain. Farq sirf itna hain ki, woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain, aur hum khuda se bhi chupa rahein hain Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye ! Kya ghum hai kya khushi maloom nhi

Islamic SMS

2009-02-15T05:12:00.000-08:00

Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58] "Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.” “The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.” “If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.” Ab Jo Rota Hy

Sweet SMS

2009-02-08T08:19:00.000-08:00

Tujhko dekha bhi nahi, aur teri Deed karli. chand tu nazar nahi Aaya, phir bhi humne Eid karli. aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh, Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad, Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla. Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi Main us se

SMS Jokes Hindi

2009-02-08T07:53:00.000-08:00

Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai, Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai, Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya. Par dosto ki duao mai Asar Bhut hai Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge, Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge......... Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai…. O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara…. Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide

Teacher Jokes

2009-02-03T08:57:00.000-08:00

A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT" NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS" HE SAID"BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS. Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century?? Brandy: They are all DEAD Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Pupil: I get up early! Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.

Short SMS Jokes

2009-01-31T03:22:00.000-08:00

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side? The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one? Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to

50th Birthday Sayings

2009-01-31T03:13:00.000-08:00

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanelhe only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old

Cool SMS

2009-01-30T23:10:00.000-08:00

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did. YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets STAR 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe

Chuck Norris Jokes

2009-01-27T08:29:00.000-08:00

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his

Funny Life Quotes

2009-01-26T08:39:00.000-08:00

Here's a compilation of some Funny Quotes About Life which is bound to give you a hearty laugh. Share 'em with your friends & family and make everyone's day a bit brighter. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob MonkhouseYou know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best

Flirty Text Messages

2009-01-16T21:12:00.000-08:00

Flirty or flirt text messages is a good way to flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Here I have collected some of the best Flirty SMS/Text Messages for Txt Flirt. Feel free to forward these messages to your Beloved. If you have some flirt text messages, feel free to submit 'em in the comment section below.LotusTulipOrchidSunflowerJasminLillyAll flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with

Anniversary SMS/ Text Messages

2009-01-04T07:14:00.000-08:00

Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure

Cute Text Messages

2008-12-07T00:18:00.000-08:00

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.Donon EYES PEDonon CHEEKS PEDO BAR LIPS PEIK BAR NECK PEDO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHESONE sy pehleCold cream

Cute Friendship Text Messages

2008-11-05T06:26:00.000-08:00

Love is like “missed call”.It stops when U try 2 catch.But Friendship is like “sms”Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inboxuntil U delete it.So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend! Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari. Smile a while and while you smile,smile another smile and

Best Time Management Quotes

2008-11-04T08:35:00.000-08:00

The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words; “I did not have time.”~ Franklin Field You must master your time rather than becoming a slave to the constant flow of events and demands on your time. And you must organize your life to achieve balance, harmony, and inner peace.~ Brian TracyTime flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Lost wealth may be

Good Night SMS/Text Messages

2008-06-25T05:39:00.000-07:00

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you.On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy &

Insuranse Jokes | Life Insurance Jokes | Funny Insurance Jokes | Insurance Claim Jokes | Short/Long/funny/good Jokes about Insurance

2008-06-03T09:25:00.000-07:00

Funniest Jokes about Insurance and Insurance Agent. Enjoy them and if you have insurance joke that you would like to share it with us then feel free to submit it here. An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?" "Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap.

Miss U SMS Messages

2008-05-26T22:10:00.000-07:00

Missing You SMS Text Messages If your girlfriend or wife is not with you, and you are missing her, then these cute miss U SMS messages can help you. Send these "I Miss U SMS" to your friends and express your love. Agar Zindagi mai Judai Ager Zindagi mai judai na hotiTo kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti....----------------------------

Happy Birthday SMS/ Text Messages

2008-05-24T05:38:00.000-07:00

Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy BirthdayI just saw the time & was wonder that its 18th Feb 2007 today birthday is this ?Then i got that my friend(brother) Ali was born axact 45 years before.Happy Birthday to u Dear.Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn

Funny Tagalog Qoutes

2008-05-22T10:16:00.000-07:00

Ultimate Collection of Funny Tagalog Qoutes and text messages: Alam mo miss na kita, kaso siya naman miss mo! lam mo mahal kita, kaso siya rin mahal mo! Siya na lang lagi! Kahit nasasaktan ka niya okay lang kasi mahal mo siya! Ang tanga mo no, parang ako!Bakit ganito ang nararamdaman ko, sabi ko okay lang, kahit wala ka, kaya ko. sabi ko tigilan mo na ko dahil kaya kong wala ka. sabi ko walang

Cute Love Sayings

2008-05-21T02:53:00.000-07:00

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. Love never fails. -----Corinthians 13:7-8 But true love is a durable fire,In the mind ever burning,Never sick, never old, never dead,From itself never turning. -----Sir Walter Raleigh Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care

Break Up SMS Text Messages

2008-05-20T08:08:00.000-07:00

SMS Break Up Messages- Ultimate collection of break up sms messages. If your lover has cheated you, then make him feel guilty and insult him by sending these Break up SMS Text Messages:As we go on we remembar all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be friends forever.When life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell

Sad Death Quotes

2008-05-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death. (Quote by author ----William Shakespeer)Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. (Quote by author ---Benjamin Franklin )All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Famous Phrases and Sayings

2008-05-19T07:52:00.000-07:00

Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people. Author --- Adrian MitchellThere is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead. Author --- Arthur HoneggerFew things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Author --- Mark TwainDon't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were

Funny Friendship Quotes - Humor in Friendship

2008-05-11T08:02:00.000-07:00

Below is a collection of Funny Friendship Quotes. You will like these funny friendship quotes as much as i like them. Feel free to share these friendship quotes within your friends circle and make your friends day a delight. I am sure these Cute Friendship Quotes will make you think about friends in a whole new way. Let's experience fun in friendship. " Men kick friendship around like a football

New Dumb Blonde Jokes

2008-05-10T06:49:00.000-07:00

This page is full of hilarious dumb blonde jokes. here you can find best And Funniest New Domb Blonde Jokes. I hope you enjoy these ultimate blonde jokes. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat

God Quotes

2008-05-09T05:50:00.000-07:00

What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. -----Eleanor PowellYou can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God. ~Author UnknownA man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell. ~C.S. Lewis,

Sexy Text Messages

2008-05-08T23:47:00.000-07:00

Go"SMS" Go to my dearest friend,.IF he is busy then wait,.OR "AGAR" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,.OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYKOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERYPatni ne Arz kiya hai ki...."Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,Mehangai ka Zamana hai..2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai. We don't meet the person everyday who has that kind of magic that makes you fall in love. So if you

Naughty Text Messages

2008-05-07T06:43:00.000-07:00

if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....I really deeply wish

JFK Quotes

2008-05-04T07:42:00.000-07:00