tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90282832991442285522024-02-20T16:33:27.106-08:00SMS Messages | Famous Quotes and Sayings | Hilarious Jokes :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-47534675528290000522017-04-17T23:05:00.000-07:002017-04-17T23:05:29.996-07:00Funny Jokes, messages, chutkule shayari in hindi for whatsapp<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1 - ग्राहक: मुझे फ़ोन पे धमकियां मिल रही है|</div>
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पुलिस: कोन है वो जो आपको धमकियां दे रहा है|</div>
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ग्राहक: टेलीफोन वाले बोलते है की “बिल नहीं भरोगे तो काट देंगे|”</div>
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2 - कंप्यूटर एग्जाम में पूछा हुआ प्रश्न,<br />Program किसे कहते है...???<br /><br />विवू ने उत्तर देकर दिल जीत लिया... सर "दारू" पीने की ब्यवस्था को प्रोग्राम कहते है...</div>
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3 - दुनिया के 90% पुरुषो का सुकून उन महिलायों ने छीना है जिनके नाम के आखिर में “ N , I , A, M , T, P , R , Y आता है| अगर यकीं ना हो तो अपनी पत्नी / गर्लफ्रेंड के नाम सा तसल्ली कर लीजिये |</div>
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5 - “मकड़ी भी नहीं फँसती” अपने बनाये जालों में…!!! ;; ;; ;; “जितना आदमी उलझा है” अपने बुने ख़यालों में…!!!<br /><br />6- चार चीजे इंसान को कभी खुश नहीं रख सकती। </div>
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कार, </div>
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टीवी और बीवी। </div>
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क्योंकि अक्सर इनके लेटेस्ट मॉडल दूसरों के पास होते है।</div>
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7 - टीचर – “ख़ुशी का ठिकाना ना रहा”<br />इस मुहावरे का क्या मतलब है ?</div>
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पप्पू – ख़ुशी घर वालों से छिपकर<br />रोजाना अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से मिलने जाती थी |</div>
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एक दिन उसके पापा ने बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ देख लिया<br />और ख़ुशी को घर से निकाल दिया </div>
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टीचर बेहोश</div>
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8- Bunty: - डाक्टर साहब दस्त ने बेहाल कर रखा है...!!!<br /><br />Doctor: - कितना पतला आता है...???<br /><br />Bunty: - ये समझ लो कि आप उस से कुल्ला कर <br />सकते हो...!!</div>
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9- एक आदमी टॉयलेट में बैठा था कि अचानक से <br />उसे साथ वाले टॉयलेट से आवाज़ <br />आयी: "क्या हाल है..?"<br /><br />आदमी घबरा के बोला: "ठीक हूँ"<br /><br />फिर आवाज़ आयी: "क्या कर रहे हो...?"<br /><br />आदमी: "ज़रूरी काम से बैठा हूँ..." फिर आवाज़ आयी: "मैं आ जाऊं..?"<br /><br />आदमी और घबरा के बोला: “नहीं नहीं, मैं अकेला ही ठीक हूँ."<br /><br />फिर आवाज़ आयी: “अरे यार मैं तुम्हे बाद में कॉल करता हूँ । <br />कोई कमीना साथ वाले टॉयलेट से मेरे हर बात का जवाब दे रहा है...!!</div>
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10 - छुरे चलने लगते है</div>
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खुन खोलने लगता है</div>
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दिमाग घुमने लगता है.</div>
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जब शादी के इत्ते साल बाद भी ससुराल वाले कहते है.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />” गाय है गाय…माहरी छोरी”</div>
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11 - Boy: - हेल्लो Pammi Darling कैसी हो...?<br />Girl: - कौन<br />Boy: - तेरा आशिक हूँ जान ..!!<br />Girl: - तू Aman है ना ...?<br />Boy: - हाँ पर तुम्हे कैसे पता .!!<br />Girl: - तू बन्शीलाल का बेटा है ना ..?<br />Boy: - हाँ, पर तुम्हे ये कैसे पता .!!<br />Girl: - तू राम लाल का पोता है ना ..?<br />Boy:- हाँ पर Darling तुम्हे ये सब कैसे पता<br />;;<br />;;<br />;;<br />;;<br />;;<br />::<br />::<br />;;<br />;;<br />;;<br />Girl: - हरामखोर मैं तेरी माँ हूँ... तुने pammi को नहीं <br />mammi को फोन लगाया है..., तू घर आ फिर बताती हूँ तुझे... </div>
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12- एक आदमी मेरिज ब्यूरो मे फोन करके बोलता है.</div>
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मेरे दोनो हाथ और दोनो पैर नही है. क्या मेरी शादी हो सकती है ?</div>
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लेडी ऑपरेटर: हा हो सकती है. लेकिन आपका ‘वो’ तो है ना?</div>
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13- एक बार एक पिता ने अपने छोटे बेटे को पीटा।<br />बेटे ने रोना शुरु किया तो पिता ने कहा.. SORRY</div>
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बेटे ने पिता के हाथ में एक काग़ज़ दिया और बोला..<br />इसे लीजिए, fold करके हथेली से मसल डालिए और इसे कहिए.. SORRY<br />क्या वह पहले की तरह हो जाएगा?</div>
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पिता उसे बाहर ले गये और कहा..<br />ये है मेरा स्कूटर , बिना किक मारे स्टार्ट करने की कोशिश कर।<br />हुआ..?<br />नहीं ना ..?<br />अब इसे दो-चार किक मार.. </div>
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हुआ ना सटार्ट, तू भी स्कूटर है, पेपर नहीं!<br />आगे से तेरे ये facebook और whatsapp<br />वाले ज्ञान अपने बाप को मत देना।<br />समझे..!! </div>
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14 - ससुर — तुम दारू पियत हो कबहु बताये नाही ॥</div>
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दामाद — तोहार लडकी खून पियत है, तुम बताय का??</div>
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15- लड़की – मुझे गाना गाना बहुत पसंद है </div>
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लड़का – ओ मतलब आप सिंगर हो </div>
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लड़की – नहीं मैं बस बाथरूम सिंगर हूँ </div>
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लड़का – ओ तो हमें बुलाओ कभी </div>
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आपका गाना लाइव सुनना है</div>
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16- आज सनी लीओन जब 3 करोड कैश बैंक में जमा करवा के बहार निकली तो *income Tax Department* वालो ने घेर लिया -<br />मैडम income का source दिखाओ !</div>
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17- आज सनी लीओन जब 3 करोड कैश बैंक में जमा करवा के बहार निकली तो *income Tax Department* वालो ने घेर लिया -<br />मैडम income का source दिखाओ !</div>
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18- दारू पीते हुए 3 दोस्त-</div>
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पहला दोस्त: भाई, बुलेट से लद्दाख चलेंगे।</div>
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दूसरा दोस्त: हां भाई, बिल्कुल चलेंगें।</div>
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तीसरा दोस्त: यार, लेकिन अपने पास तो साइकल भी नहीं है!!</div>
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पहला दोस्त: कमीने हमें पता था, तू दारू पी ही नहीं रहा, सिर्फ नमकीन खा रहा है। </div>
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19- लडकों से निवेदन है कि<br />मेहरबानी कर के लड़कियों जैसे बाल<br />ना रखें ……!<br />,<br />,<br />. ,<br />,<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />. .<br />.<br />,<br />,<br />,<br />, ,<br />,<br />,<br />अभी अभी मैं एक activa के पीछे 5<br />किलोमीटर फालतू घूम के आया हुँ</div>
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20- अंकल : बेटा क्या करते हो?<br />लड़का : नारी सम्मान सेवा पर काम कर रहा हूं<br />अंकल : सोशल वर्कर हो?<br />लड़का : नहीं अंकल फेसबुक पर सब लड़कियों की फोटो लाइक करता हूं|</div>
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Here comes some non-veg hindi jokes and messages for whatsapp and facebook</div>
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21- अंगूरी भाभी जी अनीता भाभी से<br />अंगूरी भाभी ::अरे तिवारी जी ने bike ली है आप को मालूम हुवा।<br />अनीता भाभी::मुबारक हो अंगूरी जी कौन सी ली है तिवारी जी ने।<br />अंगूरी भाभी::हीरो हौंडा इसपे लण्ड धर।<br />अनीता भाभी::अंगूरी जी वह स्पलेंडर होता है।<br />अंगूरी भाभी::सही पकडे है।</div>
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22- अंगूरी भाभी – सुना है कोई अंग्रेजी हेरोइन है, लंड से लहूलुहान !!</div>
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भभूति जी – अरे नहीं भाभी वो लण्ड से लहूलुहान नहीं..</div>
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लिंडसे लोहान हैं !!</div>
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अंगूरी भाभी – सही पकडे हैं !!</div>
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23- एक सर्वे के अनुसार मिसकॉल दूसरी सबसे ज्यादा मारी जाने वाली चीज़ है। <br />गांड तीसरे नंबर पे और मुठ अभी भी पहले नंबर पे है।</div>
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24 - लड़का: काम कैसा चल रहा है आजकल?<br />लड़की: काम कम है, बैठे-बैठे कुर्सी तोड़ रही हूँ यार।<br />लड़का: आ जाओ, पलंग तोड़ते हैं।</div>
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25- रात्री ज्ञान<br />वास्तविकता में वो ही इंसान सबसे गरीब होता है..<br />जो गोआ में भी मुठ मारके वापस आजाए..</div>
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26- संता- मुझसे पंगा मत लेना मै शेर दा पुत्तर हूँ , बंता- यार संता एक बात तो बता, शेर घर आया था या तेरी अम्मा जंगल गई थी ?ek </div>
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27- Ladkiyon Ka Dimag<br />20% Jewelry<br />20% Shopping<br />20% Money<br />20%Enjoy<br />10% KitchenCare<br />10% Fuck</div>
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90% chodne me<br />5% kisko chodna<br />4% kaha chodna<br />1% kaise chodna! </div>
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28- एक लड़की ने पप्पू से पुछा : “वो क्या है जो cow के पास 4 है और मेरे पास 2|”</div>
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<span style="font-weight: 600;">पप्पू : </span>Legs</div>
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लड़की : वो क्या है जो तुम्हारी pant में है और मेरी pant में नहीं है"</div>
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लड़की : वो क्या है जो लोग दिन की बजे रात को बिस्टर पे करते है?</div>
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पप्पू : नींद पूरी करते hai...</div>
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लड़की : वो क्या है जो लड़की पहली दफा करवाते हुए दर्द से रोटी है...?</div>
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शिक्षा : आप भी अपनी सोच पप्पू की तरह साफ़ रखें...</div>
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*Girl :- पिच गीली है*</div>
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30 -Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi." <br />wife : "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!" </div>
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31 - लड़का लड़की से पूछता है: “जब तुम सुसु करती हो तो सीटी की आवाज़ क्यों आती है?”</div>
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लड़की शरमाते हुए: “क्यूंकि हमारे पास तुम लोगो की तरह silencer नहीं लगा होता है..”</div>
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32 - Lady: Mujhe Kal Apne Husband Ke Birthday<br />Par Kiya Gift Dena Chahiye.?<br />2nd Lady: Raat Ko 12 Bajte He Apni Taange<br />Khol Kar Kehna..<br />"Jahanpanah Tussi Great Ho Bhosda Qabul<br />Karo".. </div>
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33- सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा” </div>
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34 - <span style="font-weight: 600;">- टीचर: सच ओर वहम में क्या फ़र्क़ है ?<br />स्टूडेंट: आप जो हमें पढ़ा रही हैं वो सच है, लेकिन हम सब पढ़ रहे हैं ये आपका वहम है……..</span></div>
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35 - पत्नी (पति से) : आज की रात कुछ ऐसा करो कि बस पसीना आ जाए।<br />पति फैन ऑफ करके सो गया।</div>
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First off , I wish all the readers of this blog a very <strong>Happy and Prosperous New Year</strong>.<br />
As another year is about to close its doors. and once again, time has come to welcome glorious <strong>new year 2017</strong>. It's time to party with your buddies and to send <strong>Happy New Year 2017 SMS/ Text Messages </strong>, New year gifts, <strong>New Year <a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977962539">Quotes</a></strong> and Greeting to your kith and kins.<br />
So here presenting an ultimate collection of <strong>Latest Happy New Year 2017 SMS/ Text Messages</strong>. Whether you are looking for <strong>Hindi New Year SMS 2017</strong>, or aspiring for an English New Year SMS or <strong>Sweet/Cute Happy new Year Text Messages</strong>, you'll find 'em all here.<br />
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<li>Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy \"NEW YEAR\"!</li>
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<li>Forget All The Fear.. Drink A Beer..leave The Tear Oh My Dear..happy New Year!! </li>
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<li>Happiness keeps U sweet, Trails make U strong, Sorrows keep U human, Failure keeps U humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep going! Happy New Year! . New is the year, New r the hopes & the aspirations, New is the resolution, New r the spirits & forever my warm wishes are for U. Have a promising & fulfilling New Year.</li>
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<li>May The Year 2017 Bring for You....<br />Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR</li>
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<li>A happy New Year! Grant that I<br />May bring no tear to any eye<br />When this New Year in time shall end<br />Let it be said I've played the friend,<br />Have lived and loved and labored here,<br />And made of it a happy year.</li>
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<li>Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,<br />Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,<br />Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,<br />Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…<br />Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.<br />*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*</li>
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Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year
has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and
possibilities of the coming twelve months! Happy New Year 2017.</span> </span><span style="text-align: justify;"> </span></li>
<li>A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2017.</li>
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<li>You know God arrange for you..<br />12 Months of Love,<br />52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,<br />& 365 days of Happiness.<br />So when you Mixed them all..<br />You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2017 My Dear.</li>
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<li>Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,<br />Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,<br />And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...<br />Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR</li>
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<li>Tom Cruise<br />Angelina JoliA<br />Aishwariya Rai<br />Arnold<br />Shahrukh Khan<br />Salman Khan& Me.<br />All The Stars Wishing U Very<br />HappY NeW YeaR ;-</li>
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<li>Beauty..<br />Freshness..<br />Dreams..<br />Truth..<br />Imagination..<br />Feeling..<br />Faith..<br />Trust..<br />This is begining of a new year!</li>
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<li>New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year. </li>
<li>In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…<br />God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…<br />So,Enjoy spending…<br />Happy New Year.</li>
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<li>May The Year 2017 Bring for You....<br />May The Year 2017 Bring for You....<br />Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR</li>
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<li>Every exit is an entry somewhere else..<br />Make dis exit as a wonderful beginning with lots of joys n graceful victories..<br />Happy New Year!!</li>
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<li>Poore ho aapke sare Aim,<br />Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,<br />Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,<br />Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.<br />Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.</li>
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<li>Naye saal aaye banke ujale,<br />Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,<br />Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,<br />Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.<br />Happy New year.</li>
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<li>Apun wishing you a wonderful,<br />Super-duper,<br />Zabardast,<br />Xtra-badhiya,<br />Xtra special,<br />Ekdum mast and dhinchak,<br />Bole to ekdum jhakaas.</li>
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<li>Ring out the old, ring in the new,<br />Ring, happy bells, across the snow:<br />The year is going, let him go;<br />Ring out the false, ring in the true.</li>
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<li>A happy New Year! Grant that I<br />May bring no tear to any eye<br />When this New Year in time shall end<br />Let it be said I've played the friend,<br />Have lived and loved and labored here,<br />And made of it a happy year.</li>
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<li>HAPPY NEW YEAR<br />Fresh Air....<br />Fresh Idea....<br />Fresh Talent....<br />Fresh Energy....<br />I wish U to have a .....<br />Sweetest Sunday,<br />Marvellous Monday,<br />Tasty Tuesday,<br />Wonderful Wednesday,<br />Thankful Thursday,<br />Friendly Friday,<br />Successful Saturday.<br />Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAr.</li>
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<li>Take a leap of faith and begin this wondrous new year by believing.
Believe in yourself. And believe that there is a loving Source - a Sower
of Dreams - just waiting to be asked to help you make your dreams come
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<li>My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the
years that you experience in your lifetime and in your
reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New
Year 2017.</li>
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<li>New Year Begins Let us Pray, That It Will Be a Year with New Peace,<br />
New Happiness, And Abundance of New Friends,<br />
God Bless You Throughout the New Year!</li>
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<strong></strong>Here is a collection of some of the <strong>Best Independence Day SMS Messages</strong> to share your special feelings of <strong>joy and patriotism</strong> with your friend and families. <br />
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<li>Our life is full of Colors … I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day </li>
<li>aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun<br />han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen<br />han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen<br />***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*** </li>
<li>!!!==--..__..-=-._;<br />!!!==--..@..-=-._;<br />!!!==--..__..-=-._;<br />!!<br />!!<br />!!<br /><br />HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.<br />In ADVANCE ...<br /><br />SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA<br />HINDUSTAN HAMARA</li>
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<li>thousands laid down there lives so that our<br />country breath this day... never forget there<br />sacrifice..Happy Independence day </li>
<li>Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se </li>
<li>Frredom in the Mind,<br />Faith in the words..<br />Pride in our Souls..<br />Lets salute the Nation ..our Inependence Day!<br />Vande Mataram. </li>
<li>we live in a funny nation,<br />where pizza reaches home faster than<br />da ambulance or polic ,<br />happy independence day.,..,. </li>
<li>Independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY. </li>
<li>Lets take decision,<br />To value our nation,<br />Shall not forget those sacrifices<br />Who gave us the freedom..<br />Now its our turn<br />To have a reformation..<br />Happy Independence Day </li>
<li>Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism<br />4 we belong to India, a nation of pride<br />& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB<br />HAI BHAI BHAI."<br />god bless<br />hai ram<br />jai hind!!! </li>
<li>" The Free Man Is He Who Does Not<br />Fear To Go The End Of His Thought "<br />HaPpY iNdEpEnDeNcE dAY </li>
<li>NEVER FORGET THE HEROS WHO SACRIFIED THEIR LIFES TO BRING UP THIS GLORIOUS DAY TO INDIA.. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY </li>
<li>Some things just can?t be expressed in words<br />Some people just can?t be lived without<br />Love can speak volumes even when words cant<br />So all iam going to say is ..<br />I love u .<br />Happy Independence Day sweetheart </li>
<li>On Independence Day<br />Here’s wising our dreams of a new<br />tomorrow come true for us…<br />NOW AND ALWAYS! </li>
<li>Azad Bharat ke NALAYAK JAWANO Agar aaj Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota.. Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo.. "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY" </li>
<li>HappyIndependence Day<br />The Flag Of My Country<br />White&Green<br />Enjoy Colours </li>
<li>We the youth of India should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our mother INDIA with all we have --- JAI HIND!! Happy Independence Day. </li>
<li>On Independence Day My wish is our dreams of tomorrow come true 4 us� NOW AND ALWAYS! Happy Independence day </li>
<li>On Independence Day<br />Here"s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...<br />NOW AND ALWAYS! </li>
<li>Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,<br />thori si khushi her baat k baad,<br /><br />Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,<br />Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….<br /><br />Wish u a very happy independence day </li>
<li>Today we are miles apart<br />but I wanna reach across the miles<br />and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way<br />happy independence day </li>
</ul>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-17441535042403603682009-04-17T05:02:00.001-07:002016-11-04T09:01:31.820-07:00Sardar SMS Jokes - Page 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<li>Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.<br />One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."<br />"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."<br />And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night." </li>
<li>Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"<br />Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! </li>
<li>Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to ass the time.<br />They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends<br />dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -<br />"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!" </li>
<li>The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:<br />"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain." </li>
<li>GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.<br />"What happened ?" asked Surjit.<br />"Yaar, I lost Rs. 1000 in a bet yesterday."<br />"How come ?"<br />"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."<br />"But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"<br />"Yaar, I bet on the highlights too " </li>
<li>Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.<br />Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .<br />Wife asks why...<br />sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 </li>
<li>Once a Sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached hishouse. Since, the Sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in Mumbai - east, west, north or south?The passerby who was also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, "Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya hoon!" ( I am also new in this city!) </li>
<li>Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.<br />Banta: Santa u'll die.<br />Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform? </li>
<li>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket<br />match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" </li>
<li>Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?<br />Sardar angrily said, i know -<br />it means....<br />S - Sardaron ke<br />M - Mazak udane ki<br />S - Service </li>
<li>Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?<br />Santa: Very long! </li>
<li>Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.<br />Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.<br />Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children </li>
<li>Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for<br />another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.' </li>
<li>Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank<br />Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,<br />Happily they drank & went away.<br />Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya. </li>
<li>Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??<br />Socho....... ........<br />Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). </li>
<li>in an interview,<br />interviewer: How does an electric motor run?<br />SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..<br />Interviewr shouts: stop it !<br />SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.. </li>
<li>Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend.. And suddenly falls on the floor...<br />GalFrnd.. What iz this?<br />Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love ) </li>
<li>Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too. </li>
<li>Sardar ji is buying a TV<br />"Do you have color TVs?"<br />"Sure."<br />"Give me a green one, please." </li>
<li>Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..<br />Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:) </li>
<li>Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" </li>
<li>Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" </li>
<li>Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. </li>
<li>Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."<br />His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."<br />Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."</li>
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.<br />
What will come first, chicken or egg?<br />
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.<br />
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with<br />
his eyes closed.<br />
His wife asked what you are doing ?<br />
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.<br />
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Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.<br />
Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.<br />
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.<br />
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Sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.<br />
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?<br />
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......<br />
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A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)<br />
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)<br />
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…<br />
When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”<br />
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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay<br />
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif<br />
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ardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day" Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey" Sardar: "Keh Day NA" Prito: "Nahi Na" Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"<br />
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.<br />
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.<br />
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.<br />
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.<br />
4.Threat:When I am on tour<br />
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After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?<br />
Wife: No! Why?<br />
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”<br />
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.<br />
After much thought he wrote: Yes<br />
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the<br />
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says<br />
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...<br />
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Boss: Where were you born?<br />
Sardar : Punjab ..<br />
Boss : which part ?<br />
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .<br />
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?<br />
He is the one who erases the notes from<br />
the book when the teacher erases the board.<br />
Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?<br />
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.<br />
Teacher : Spell it?<br />
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-42300321348929030442009-04-08T03:50:00.000-07:002016-11-04T09:01:38.211-07:00Hindi Shayari<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<ul>
<li>Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai,
<br />ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya,
<br />Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta,
<br />Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta,
<br />Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo,
<br />Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta. </li>
<li>Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
<br />Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin
<br />Mumtaz nahi marti </li>
<li>Zindagii kii baat sun kar kyaa kahein,
<br />Ek tamannaa thii taqaazaa ban gaii hai.
<br />
<br />yeh sard raat, yeh aavaragii, yeh neend kaa bojh,
<br />Hum apaney shehar mein hotey to GHAR gaye hotey.</li>
<li>Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
<br />Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
<br />Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
<br />Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye. </li>
<li>Message pe message bhejti ho,
<br />bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
<br />bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
<br />khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
<br />dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho. </li>
<li>takdir k khel se kabhi mayus nahi hote ,
<br />zindagi me aise kabhi udas nahi hote,
<br />haato ki lakiro par vishwas mat karna,
<br />takdir to unki bhe hote hai jinke haath nahi hote....... </li>
<li>Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki,
<br />Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya. </li>
<li>Chera pe aasuo ki lajkir si ban gai,
<br />Jo na socha tha Tha vo takdir si ban gai,
<br />Hamne to pheri thi ret per Ungliya,
<br />Gor se Dekha to teri tasvir si ban gai. </li>
<li>Aap ki Hasi Kabhi Kam naa Ho
<br />Aapki Aankh kabhi Aasuon se Nam naa Ho.
<br />Mile Zindagi me Har Khushi Aapko.
<br />Bhale uss Khushi me Hum ho naa Ho </li>
<li>pyar ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota. mana ki iska koi anjaam nahi hota,
<br />nibhane ki chahat ho agar dono taraf,to umar bhar yah rishta naakam nahi hota......... </li>
<li>Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
<br />Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
<br />Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
<br />Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti. </li>
<li>Wo Aankhon mein ashq liye bethe hai,
<br />hum bhi unke Pyar me Pagal hue behte hai,
<br />hum to Jaan deNe ko bhi tayyar hai,
<br />Magar vo hamari jaan bane bethe hai…… </li>
<li>Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
<br />mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
<br />sab kuch ho jata hai,
<br />magar Zindagi me dobara
<br />kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota. </li>
<li>Log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
<br />itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
<br />main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
<br />roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
<br />nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
<br />khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
<br />mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
<br />aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain. </li>
<li>ham wo siyaahbakhsh hain saaqir, ki shahar men;
<br />Kholen jo dukaan kafan ki to log marna chhod den! </li>
<li>Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
<br />Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
<br />Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
<br />Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai. </li>
<li>Dosti hum ne khoob nibhayi hai….
<br />dosti aur pyaar me na koi dewaar banayi hai….
<br />log to dosti karte hain chehre dekh kar….
<br />par aap ne to dosti ki ek alag pehchaan banayi hai… </li>
<li>harti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
<br />Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
<br />Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?</li>
</ul>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-62144149659342755102009-02-15T05:42:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:43:59.498-07:00Sorry SMS/ Text Messages<ul><li><p>Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
<br />Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
<br />Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
<br />Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye </p></li><li><p>Appologising doesn't mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...!!! </p></li><li><p>ROOTH KAR KUCH AUR BHI HASEEN LUGTY HO
<br />BUS YEHI SOCH KAR TUM KO KHAFA RAKHA HAI </p></li><li><p>I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it. </p></li><li><p>What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
<br />If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
<br />I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
<br />I'm Sorry For Hurting You </p></li><li><p>The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down. </p></li><li><p>Bhool se koi bhool hui to
<br />bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
<br />
<br />Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
<br />bhool se bhi hame na bhulana. </p></li><li><p>I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
<br />I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
<br />I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
<br />I am sorry i love you,
<br />I can’t help it. </p></li><li><p>I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it. </p></li><li><p>Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
<br />Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
<br />Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
<br />Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai. </p></li><li><p>If you're going to do something tonight that
<br />you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep
<br />late. </p></li><li><p>When you realize you've made a mistake,
<br />make amends immediately.
<br />It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. </p></li><li><p>Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. </p></li><li><p>I am sorry, Mother. I named your anger. A woman's anger is not supposed to... </p></li><li><p>Aaya Apne Beech Mein Kisika Sayaa Kyun…….
<br />Jab Rulana Hi Tha Tujhe Tou Phir Hasaya Kyun.!!.. </p></li><li><p>Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? </p></li><li><p>Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
<br />Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
<br />Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
<br />Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye </p></li><li><p>How does one know if she has forgiven? You tend to feel sorrow over the circumstance instead of rage, you tend to feel sorry for the person rather than angry with him. You tend to have nothing left to say about it all. </p></li><li><p>I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile. </p></li><li><p>Bhool se koi bhool hui to
<br />bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
<br />Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
<br />bhool se bhi hame na bhulana. </p></li><li><p>You can hit me
<br />You can scold me
<br />You can even torture me!
<br />But please listen to me.
<br />I am sorry
<br />I would do anything to make up for it
<br />Anything... </p></li><li><p>< ( . . )>
<br />/ ( v)
<br />(,,)..(,,)...
<br />Hello, How R U?
<br />
<br />< ( . . )>
<br />/ (v )
<br />( , , )..( ,, )...
<br />FINE..!
<br />R U bored from MY SMS!
<br />
<br />< ( . . )> S o r r y
<br />/ ( v )(,,) again!
<br />FINE..! </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-74040787907635421052009-02-15T05:28:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:44:18.076-07:00Sad SMS<ul><li><p>Dard main woh bhi hain,
<br />Dard mein hum bhi.
<br />Woh aasoo Dekha rahen hain,
<br />hum aaso shuka rahen hain.
<br />Farq sirf itna hain ki,
<br />woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain,
<br />aur hum khuda se bhi chupa rahein hain </p></li><li><p>Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye
<br />Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye
<br />Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai
<br />Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye ! </p></li><li><p>Kya ghum hai kya khushi maloom nhi
<br />Wo apna hai k ajnabi maloom nhi
<br />Jis k baghair ek pal nhi guzarta
<br />Kaisy guzre gi zindagi maloom nhi... </p></li><li><p>IS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NA AAYE,
<br />KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NA AAYE....
<br />AYE JAAN-E-SHAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
<br />MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NA AAYE. </p></li><li><p>AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
<br />ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
<br />JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
<br />TOH ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI. </p></li><li><p>Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...
<br />Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
<br />Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
<br />Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai... </p></li><li><p>Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
<br />Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
<br />Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
<br />taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye… </p></li><li><p>Agar jawab doge to baat karenge!
<br />Nahi doge to intezar karenge!
<br />DOSTI ki hai aapse isliye marte dam tak
<br />aap ko har pal YAAD karenge... </p></li><li><p>Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya... </p></li><li><p>Beginnings are scary.
<br />Endings are usually sad,
<br />but it’s the middle
<br />that counts the most. </p></li><li><p>Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
<br />Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya.
<br />Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume,
<br />Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya hain…. </p></li><li><p>Kaise Samjaye Is Paagal Dil Ko
<br />Ke Ise Kisi Ki Mohabbat Nasib Nahi
<br />Jo Nazdik Hai Wo To Begane Hai
<br />Aur Apne To Iske Karib Hi Nahi </p></li><li><p>Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
<br />Koi Itna Yaad Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
<br />Dil Karta Hai Ke Us Ko Aik Lamhe Ke Liye Dekh Lon
<br />Lekin Woh Lamha Hi Na Aaye Tou Kya Karon </p></li><li><p>zindagi ke din kaese b hon guzar jaayen ge.. ek din hum b chup ke se mar jaaye ge.... jana gadi zindagi gaseet rehen hain tujh se milne ki aas me.. jis din na rahi ye umeed tab chupke se bhikar jaayen ge </p></li><li><p>Mera apna na tha koi mere siwa. Main ne chaha kisi ko, na chaha gaya.. Main ne jitne mohabbat bhare khat likhe Un pe apne hi ghar ka pata likh diya </p></li><li><p>I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end. I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, but I always thought that I’the see you again. </p></li><li><p>Aansu saza ke palkon ke kinare nahi peeta
<br />Teri kasam tere gam ke sahare nahi peeta
<br />Peeta hoon isliye maut behoshi me ho
<br />Verna me kisi shauk ke mare nahi peeta </p></li><li><p>Kahan koi aisa mila jis pe dil luta dete,Har ek ne dhoka diya kisko bhula dete... Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,Karte bayaan to mehfil ko rula dete </p></li><li><p>Yeh Bhi Zindagi Ki Ek Ada Hai Dosto !
<br />Jis Ko Saathi MiL Gaya Woh Tanha Ho Gaya.. </p></li><li><p>रूठ गयी है मुझको मनाने वाली
<br />अब कोई नहीं नाज मेरे उठाने वाली
<br />पर जाने क्या सोचता है यह खुला दरवाजा
<br />शायद रास्ता भूल गयी आने वाली </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-52823886182097232782009-02-15T05:12:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:44:29.816-07:00Islamic SMS<ul><li><p>Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58] </p></li><li><p>"Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.” </p></li><li><p>“The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.” </p></li><li><p>“If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.” </p></li><li><p>Ab Jo Rota Hy Gham-E-Hussain Main Aansu Bahata Hy
<br />Falak-E-Bareen Tb Kiun Nahi Barsa Jb Khaimen Thay Jall Rahe </p></li><li><p>Hazrat Muhammad PBUH said "tum apni peshani sa us mitti ko saaf na karo jo namaz ma sajda sa lag jai, Jab tak sajda ka nishan peshani par ho, farishte dua karta rahangay. </p></li><li><p>hazrat abu hurerah(R.A) se riwayat hai key hazur (S.A.W) seh pucha gia keh saab seh afzal amal kon sah hai?app (S.A.W) ney irshad farmaya ALLAH our iss keh rasool per iman lana.sawal kia gia keh iss keh baad kon sah aamal (saab seh afzal hai)app(S.A.W) ne irshad farmaya ALLAH key rastey main JIHAD kerna.Pher pocha gia ke iss keh baad kon sah aamal (saab seh afzal hai)app(S.A.W) ne irshad farmaya HAJJ.(bukhari-Muslim) </p></li><li><p>Quran main 30 Paaray, 114 Sorat, 544 Ruko, 86430 Kalmaat, 333760 Harf, 6666 Ayaat, 2584 baar *ALLAH* ka naam, 26 Nabiuo ka Zikar ore 14 Sajday hein. </p></li><li><p>Hazrat Abu Bakar (R.A)
<br />Said That He Heard The
<br />Prophet (S.A.W) Says:
<br />"When the people see
<br />a wrong doer committing
<br />a wrong & don't seize his
<br />hands,is almost likely by
<br />ALLAH that ALLAH will
<br />inflict him with his
<br />punishment ..." </p></li><li><p>Karo Dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool jaoo,
<br />rakho khyal man baap ka ghairoon ko bhool jaoo.
<br />karay jo sitam tum per usay bhool jaoo,
<br />Yeh rahay Huq hay je jan say is main doob jaoo,
<br />yaroo apnay eeman ko kahin say to dhoond laoo </p></li><li><p>Say Asalaam O Alikum instead of hello because You are muslim and a muslim should always want to send "salamti" to another muslim </p></li><li><p>Hazrat Muhammad PBUH Said:
<br />Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay Jo Rat Ko
<br />Sone Se Phle Sb Ko Maf Kr K Soey. </p></li><li><p>Allah Has Ninety-Nine Names, I.E. One-Hundred Minus One, And Whoever Knows Them Will Go To Paradise. Bukhari </p></li><li><p>Tu duniya mein rehne ke saman banane mein laga hai,
<br />Aur duniya tujhe apne se nikalne me sargram hai... </p></li><li><p>"Tumhary sath jo bhalai karey tum usey achha badla do,ager tum apney pas koi cheez na pao to us k liye dua kar do" </p></li><li><p>Significances of the prayers.
<br />Fajar - increases the complexion or noor,
<br />Zohar - increases Income,
<br />Asar - Improves health,
<br />Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
<br />Esha - peaceful sleep. </p></li><li><p>a Dilme Rahe Hamare
<br />Salamat Rakhna…….!!
<br />Paak Bandgi Karta rahe Banda
<br />Salamat Rakhna…………!!
<br />Nek Kamo me Zidagi ho “Fanna”
<br />Ae Khuda,ramzan main Salamat Rakhna……..!! </p></li><li><p>jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ"mein ha.
<br />dil ki taquat TILAWAT-E-QURAN mein ha,
<br />dimagh ki quwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI mein ha.
<br />rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHARIF mein ha. </p></li><li><p>Aap Sab Se Request Hai
<br />K Apnain Mobile Me Save
<br />Jokes,
<br />Pics,
<br />Girls No’s
<br />
<br />Delete Karnai Se Pehle
<br />Mujhey send Karen.. </p></li><li><p>"Jis ne kamil wuzu kiya phir farz namaz k liye chala or Imam k sath parhi us k gunah bakhsh diye jaen gay"
<br />(Bahar-e-Shariat, chap:03)
<br />JUMA MUBARAK </p></li><li><p>he Holy Prophet (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) has said, Whoever recites Durood Shareef upon me, I will intercede for him.` (Al Qaulul-Badi`, P117, Dar-ul-Kutub-ul Ilmiyyah Beirut) </p></li><li><p>Rasool Allah(S.A.W) ne sood khaanay wale, Khilanay wale, Us ke likhne wale aur us ko do gawahon per lanat farmayi hai:
<br />Ye (gunah mein) brabar (ke shareek) hein. </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-26616565246811968142009-02-08T08:19:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:45:06.483-07:00Sweet SMS<ul><li><p>Tujhko dekha bhi nahi,
<br />aur teri Deed karli.
<br />chand tu nazar nahi Aaya,
<br />phir bhi humne Eid karli. </p></li><li><p>aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja
<br />kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi </p></li><li><p>Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
<br />Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
<br />Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
<br />Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla. </p></li><li><p>Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi
<br />Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi
<br />Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin
<br />Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi. </p></li><li><p>7 wonders of the world are:
<br />Bole to
<br />1 apun,
<br />2 apun ka smile,
<br />3 apun ka estayle
<br />4 apun ka face,
<br />5 apun ka nature,
<br />6 apun ka msgs,
<br />7 bole to TUM apun ka friend. </p></li><li><p>Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
<br />F=father
<br />A=and
<br />M=mother
<br />I=i
<br />L=love
<br />Y=you </p></li><li><p>If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
<br />If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
<br />Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
<br />But if sumone calls u “cute”
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />.
<br />Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
<br />Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.</p></li><li><p>I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
<br />I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
<br />I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
<br />Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!</p></li><li><p>Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
<br />Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
<br />sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
<br />humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... </p></li><li><p>Tumse hai mera rishta Gulab sa,
<br />Rehkar tumse door lagta hai azab sa,
<br />Gulab ki toh seerat mein hai mehak dena,
<br />Par hamari niyat mein hai tumhe pyaar dena. </p></li><li><p>Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
<br />Treat it gently, please do not break it.
<br />Its full of love thats good and true,
<br />So please keep it always close to u. </p></li><li><p>It is scientifically proved
<br />that suger can dissolve in water,
<br />so please dont go outside when it is raining,
<br />
<br />cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world </p></li><li><p>Sometimes
<br />myHEART asks:
<br />Why I miss you?
<br />Why I like you?
<br />Why I SMS you?
<br />Then my mind answered,
<br />Its bcoz..
<br />"sweet" people NEED more CARE! </p></li><li><p>Watch out!
<br />Defend urself!
<br />3
<br />2
<br />1
<br />. . .
<br />TOO LATE
<br />I warned U!
<br />U've just been strongly attacked
<br />by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.
<br />miss u dearie </p></li><li><p>Money says spend me not,
<br />time say waste me not,
<br />flower says touch me not,
<br />study says leave me not,
<br />sms says erase me not,
<br />& i say forget me not. </p></li><li><p>Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. </p></li><li><p>Sweet sa weather dekhkr apne swt se frnd ki swt si yad ai to socha k swt sa sms kardo taki hamari swt si frndshp me thodi swtnes aur badh jaye... </p></li><li><p>Life is small, Live it..
<br />Love is short, Do it..
<br />Troubles r momentary, Face it..
<br />Memories r sweet, Cherish it..
<br />
<br />I m 2 Gud, Budy Accept it.... </p></li><li><p>Kissing you baby is my dream.
<br />I’m the strawberry & u r the cream.
<br />Handle me gently keep me real keen.
<br />U & I together babes is passion so extreme! </p></li><li><p>If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
<br />If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
<br />If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
<br />If I capture your heart, will you luv me? </p></li><li><p>Hide my tears when I say ur name But
<br />The pain in my heart is still the same Altho
<br />I smile and seem carefree,
<br />There ‘s No one who misses u More than me …!!! </p></li><li><p>Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
<br />Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
<br />SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
<br />Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain....ASIM TUM BIN
<br />SmS acchey lagtey hain too Email Karey .... </p></li><li>I love you - those three words have my life in them. -----Alexandrea
<br /></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-65421181714292302032009-02-08T07:53:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:45:19.923-07:00SMS Jokes Hindi<ul><li><p>Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
<br />Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
<br />Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
<br />Par dosto ki duao mai
<br />Asar Bhut hai </p></li><li><p>Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
<br />Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge......... </p></li><li><p>Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
<br />O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
<br />Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
<br />confuse kyu kar rahi hai… </p></li><li><p>What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
<br />Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
<br />Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi… </p></li><li><p>Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
<br />Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
<br />Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. </p></li><li><p>G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
<br />Ab Kya Kroge?
<br />Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
<br />NAhi Na!
<br />Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga </p></li><li><p>Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
<br />Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
<br />Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
<br />Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! </p></li><li><p>Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
<br />ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
<br />Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
<br />dokan dien tu ghar
<br />beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon? </p></li><li><p>Andhe ke haath me TORCH,
<br />Bahare ke haath me RADIO,
<br />
<br />Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
<br />Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE
<br />
<br />WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! </p></li><li><p>Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! </p></li><li><p>Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
<br />Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghav Dhone Laga,
<br />Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
<br />Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga.. </p></li><li><p>Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi
<br />Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
<br />Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!” </p></li><li><p>Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumar.
<br />Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz? </p></li><li><p>TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
<br />RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
<br />PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
<br />ANDE ka oml8 ho,
<br />SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
<br />JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
<br />KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! </p></li><li><p>Aaj se 10saal baad Larkiyan Larke ko dekh kr: Kya mast bacha hai! Yaar Mujhe iss bachey ka number chahiye!
<br />Larka sharmate huwe:Ap k ghar baap bhai nai hai kya?" </p></li><li><p>Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
<br />Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
<br />Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
<br />Boy : Aur lo gee.
<br />Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. </p></li><li><p>Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
<br />Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
<br />Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
<br />Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai. </p></li><li><p>Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
<br />Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
<br />Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
<br />Phir dil ka haal batana Miss u. </p></li><li><p>Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
<br />aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
<br />chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein
<br />bhi aapka hi KHOON tha. </p></li><li><p>DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
<br />KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
<br />AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
<br />chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. </p></li><li><p>Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai. </p></li><li><p>Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
<br />Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
<br />Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
<br />Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge. </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-33233834929844471772009-02-03T08:57:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:45:35.037-07:00Teacher Jokes<ul><li><p>A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT" NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS"
<br />HE SAID"BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS. </p></li><li><p>Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century??
<br />Brandy: They are all DEAD </p></li><li><p>Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
<br />Pupil: I get up early! </p></li><li><p>Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
<br />Teacher: I can't be bought!
<br />Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while? </p></li><li><p>Teacher :What happened in 1869?
<br />Student:Gandhi ji was born.
<br />Teacher :What happened in 1873?
<br />Student:Gandhiji was four years old. </p></li><li><p>Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
<br />STUDENT:32 yrs.
<br />Teacher:How do you know?
<br />STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. </p></li><li><p>Question:What is the fullform of maths.
<br />Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students </p></li><li><p>Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
<br />Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog! </p></li><li><p>Teacher Where does God live?
<br />Manoj I think he lives in our bathroom.
<br />Teacher Why do you say that?
<br />Manoj Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God,are you still in there?' </p></li><li><p>A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." </p></li><li><p>Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
<br />Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. </p></li><li><p>TEACHER: Sumit, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
<br />people are no longer interested?
<br />Sumit : A teacher. </p></li><li><p>TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
<br />DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! </p></li><li><p>Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?
<br />Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt holidays! </p></li><li><p>Teacher: 'A' for?
<br />Student: Apple !!!
<br />Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
<br />Student: JAI MATA DI </p></li><li><p>Teacher:Rahul Tell Me Which Shoes Are The Best?
<br />Rahul:I Don't Know Ma'm,But I Know That Bananas Make The Best Slippers. </p></li><li><p>Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
<br />Student : "The moon".
<br />Teacher : "Why?"
<br />Student : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". </p></li><li><p>TEACHER: Rohit, why do you always get so dirty?
<br />Rohit: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. </p></li><li><p>TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges
<br />in the other, what would I have?
<br />Student: Big hands. </p></li><li><p>Teacher: Amit, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?
<br />Amit: Not a bit! </p></li><li><p>Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
<br />Student: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here! </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-14369866544603814262009-01-31T03:22:00.000-08:002011-08-17T00:03:50.427-07:00Short SMS Jokes<ul><li><p>Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
<br />A. Where you left it. </p></li><li><p>What side of an apple is the left side?
<br />The side that hasn't been eaten. </p></li><li><p>Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?
<br />Neither. They both burn shorter. </p></li><li><p>Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
<br />lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
<br />
<br />Ans is."ReflEctiOn" </p></li><li><p>Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
<br />harder to leave,
<br />and impossible to forget. </p></li><li><p>PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
<br />Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin... </p></li><li><p>Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
<br />maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
<br />
<br />maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
<br />usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai </p></li><li><p>CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this </p></li><li><p>Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi. </p></li><li><p>Full form of MATHS!
<br />Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students! </p></li><li><p>Man : my wife is too good.
<br />She can talk on any subject for hours.
<br />
<br />Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
<br />She does not even need a subject to talk about. </p></li><li><p>Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. </p></li><li><p>Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
<br />Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!! </p></li><li><p>in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! </p></li><li><p>Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. </p></li><li><p>class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
<br />Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. </p></li><li><p>Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician.</p></li><li><p>I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!</p></li><li><p>Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.</p></li><li><p>u r a donkey..... d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young.</p></li><li><p>We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.</p></li><li><p>If you have a picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.</p></li><li>The more i learn the more i get to know, The more i know, so why should i be learning????
<br /></li><li><p>Nothing in world with out love.love is everything.</p></li><li><p>I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? </p></li><li><p>The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. </p></li><li><p>I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. </p></li><li><p>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! </p></li><li><p>FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found. </p></li><li><p>Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. </p></li><li><p>Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?</p></li><li><p>Never miss a good chance to shut up </p></li><li><p>Where there's a will, I want to be in it </p></li><li><p>No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.</p></li><li><p>I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.</p></li><li><p>Is it time for your medication or mine?</p></li><li><p>Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H</p></li><li><p>Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.</p></li><li><p>Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.</p></li><li><p>If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?</p></li><li><p>Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.</p></li><li><p>Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here??? </p></li><li><p>Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is."ReflEctiOn"</p></li><li><p>Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.</p></li><li><p>Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya</p></li><li><p>Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
<br />maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai</p></li><li><p>Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
<br />Oscar Wilde</p></li><li><p>Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.</p></li><li><p>Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko.</p></li><li><p>Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.</p></li><li>Mobile X: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ..... dial my number.
<br /></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-58493197122622518592009-01-31T03:13:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:46:01.825-07:0050th Birthday Sayings<ul><li><p>Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”- Coco Chanel</p></li><li><p>he only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.</p></li><li><p>Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. -Victor Hugo</p></li><li><p>The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot </p></li><li><p>At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.</p></li><li><p>You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.</p></li><li><p>“I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming… suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.”</p></li><li><p>“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ”</p></li><li><p>“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?”- Jim Carrey</p></li><li><p>There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.</p></li><li><p>To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. </p></li><li><p>She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. - Anita Brookner </p></li><li><p>A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday. </p></li><li><p>At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths --your abilities and your failings.</p></li><li><p>You've entered your 70th decadeBut you look good all the sameWho cares if your hair is thin and greyAnd you'll suit a Zimmer frame</p></li><li><p>You've outgrown my lap, but not my heartO (Maureen) daughter of mineGrowing up's for trees, so why not stayForever 49</p></li><li><p>Forty isn't old...If you're a tree !
<br />Happy Birthday,you young sapling you</p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-19325743661830250282009-01-30T23:10:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:46:19.876-07:00Cool SMS<ul><li><p>Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person.
<br />I just did. </p></li><li><p>YOU
<br />KNOW
<br />WHAT IS
<br />MEANT
<br />BY
<br />----------MOBILE-------
<br />M=meet
<br />O=on
<br />B=busy
<br />I=in
<br />L=life
<br />E=every where
<br />so now lets STAR </p></li><li><p>5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.</p></li><li><p>DiL Main Basa Rakha Hai Teri Wafaon Ko,
<br />Aankhon Me Chupa Rakha Hai Teri Adaon Ko,
<br />Iss Jahan Main Kya Doon Tumhe Batao,
<br />Ho Sake To Tohfa Samajh Lena Meri Duaon Ko.. !! </p></li><li><p>Har Roz HAPPY Life Jiya Kijiye,
<br />Mujh Ko 2, 4 SMS Bhi Kiya Kijiye,
<br />Ho Sakay To Roz 1 Kaam Kiya Kijye,
<br />Zyada Nahi Bas Dua Me Yaad Kiya Kijiye.. </p></li><li><p>IT'S TOO HEARD TO LOOSE ONE WHO IS 99% CUT,
<br />98% SWEET,
<br />97% LOVING,
<br />96% TALENTED,
<br />AND
<br />100% FRIENDLY
<br />THAT'S ME
<br />WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE IF U LOOSE ME </p></li><li><p>Bewafa se kabhi pitar nahi hota
<br />Marne k baad intizaar nahi hota
<br />Har kisi se dosti dekh kar karna
<br />Har insaan meri tarhan
<br />COOL, SWEET OR SMART nahi hota </p></li><li><p>THE MOST DIFFICULT LESSON TO LEARN IS WHICH BRIDGE IN LIFE TO USE OR WHICH ONE TO BREAK OFF IF U R KIND PEOPLE MAY ACCUSE U OF BEING SELFISH & HAVING ULTERIOR MOTIVES B KIND </p></li><li><p>SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES </p></li><li><p>My father said, "There are two kinds of people: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better." (Marlo Thomas) </p></li><li><p>Kash life aisi hoti yaar,
<br />Monday ko dosti,
<br />Tuesday ko Ikrar,
<br />Wednesday ko pyar,
<br />Thursday ko intzar,
<br />Friday ko shadi,
<br />Saturdy ko talaq,
<br />Sunday ko rest,
<br />Monday ko next. </p></li><li><p>An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. </p></li><li><p>Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE. </p></li><li><p>u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left </p></li><li><p>Cool SMS - I like to remember our times together good times and the bad.
<br />I regret the times I yelled at you when you were only trying to help,
<br />but you know I only did it because you did it to me.
<br />I miss your smile, Big Brother!!!! </p></li><li><p>Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I`m constipated.“
<br />The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.“
<br />Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
<br />Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, “Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?“
<br />The doctor says, “Stop wiping with cement bags.“ </p></li><li><p>Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day. </p></li><li><p>They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them </p></li><li><p>Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U.. </p></li><li><p>my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain. </p></li><li><p>When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life! </p></li><li><p>Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
<br />Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
<br />
<br />Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
<br />Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne. </p></li><li><p>Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
<br />karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
<br />kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
<br />surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho </p></li><li><p>I have a new kodak camera
<br />ur snap please...
<br />don't move
<br />steady
<br />smile :)
<br />ready
<br />click
<br />ohh ho
<br />those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!</p></li><li><p>It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, or an animal in bed and it knows one french word..........MO!!!</p></li><li><p>Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile...but that is enough about me, tell me how r u?</p></li><li>You got STYLE ..... you got SEX-APPEAL .... you got the BRAINS...and you sure as hell got the BODY .... WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!.....SORRY.....wrong number.
<br /></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-62172793082872133542009-01-27T08:29:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:47:05.974-07:00Chuck Norris Jokes<ul><li><p>Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. </p></li><li><p>When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. </p></li><li><p>Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. </p></li><li><p>There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicking you in the face. </p></li><li><p>Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. </p></li><li><p>The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. </p></li><li><p>When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money. </p></li><li><p>When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn. </p></li><li><p>chuck norris can count to infinity </p></li><li><p>At night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. </p></li><li><p>jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim thru land. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris only gives one Xmas present. He allows you to live. </p></li><li><p>When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded with, "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?" </p></li><li><p>when chuck norris speaks in front of a woman she has an orgasm </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris came up with the "Big Bang Theory". His round house kick is why we have the solar sytem. </p></li><li><p>Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. </p></li><li><p>Chuck Norris once punched a man back into a monkey. Therefore proving evolution at the same time. </p></li></ul><p>You can also submit <strong>Chuch Norris Jokes</strong> by leaving your comment below.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com72tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-85151071229874945072009-01-26T08:39:00.001-08:002016-11-04T09:38:32.488-07:00Funny Life Quotes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Here's a compilation of some Funny Quotes About Life which is bound to give you a hearty laugh. Share 'em with your friends & family and make everyone's day a bit brighter.<br />
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<li>Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob Monkhouse</li>
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<li>You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. ----Chris Rock</li>
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<li>Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. -----Yiddish Proverb</li>
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<li>My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. ------Josh Billings</li>
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<li>Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go! ------Maya Angelou\</li>
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<li>Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. ------Everett McKinley Dirksen</li>
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<li>If you don't know [your family's] history, then you don't know anything.<br />You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree. -----Michael Chrichton</li>
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<li>Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something. ----Wesley The Princess Bride</li>
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<li>The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.</li>
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<li>Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.</li>
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<li>Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book. If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for. -------Alice Walker</li>
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<li>Dost thou love life? Then waste not time; for time is the stuff that life is made of. ----Benjamin Franklin</li>
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<li>Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.</li>
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<li>Just when you think there's light at the end of the tunnel, you discover it's an on-coming train.</li>
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<li>Life is the only thing you can''t get out of alive.</li>
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<li>What a wonderful life I''ve had! I only wish I''d realized it sooner.</li>
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<li>When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..</li>
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<li>If we can't be free, we at least can be cheap. ----Frank Zappa</li>
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<li>life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it.</li>
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<li>Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.<br />– Shunryu Suzuki Roshi</li>
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<li>Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.</li>
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<li>Life is a glitch in the universal program.</li>
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<li>To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. ---Janet Coleman</li>
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<li>The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ---Andy Rooney</li>
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<li>The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. ----George Carlin</li>
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<li>If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty</li>
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<li>In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. ----Joey Adams</li>
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<li>I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ----Woody Allen</li>
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<li>You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.</li>
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<li>Life is wasted on the living.</li>
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I hope you had a good laugh reading these funny quotes about life. Don't forget to share your views down below in the comment section. </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-36420950028987577072009-01-16T21:12:00.002-08:002012-05-13T00:04:22.775-07:00Flirty Text Messages<strong>Flirty or flirt text messages</strong> is a good way to flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Here I have collected some of the best <strong>Flirty SMS/Text Messages</strong> for <strong>Txt Flirt</strong>. Feel free to forward these messages to your Beloved. If you have some <strong>flirt text messages</strong>, feel free to submit 'em in the comment section below.<br /><ul><li><p>Lotus<br />Tulip<br />Orchid<br />Sunflower<br />Jasmin<br />Lilly<br />All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,<br />Kyun K<br />Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.</p></li><li><p>I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone<br />said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong<br />cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby<br />im damaged so, so damaged because of you. </p></li><li><p>Do u know whats A B C D E F G?<br />A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl<br />Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?<br />Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. </p></li><li><p>Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi,<br />Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi,<br />Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapki Nigahonka<br />Hum Akele To Gunehgaar Nahi… </p></li><li><p>Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! </p></li><li><p>Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...<br />Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi! </p></li><li><p>Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE. </p></li><li><p>To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender. </p></li><li><p>Why do U think I SMS u ?<br />Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?<br />Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...<br />I need a person for just time pass </p></li><li><p>I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me. </p></li><li><p>if people say ur crazy<br />Be Patient.<br />Ur Monkey,<br />Be Relax.<br />Ur stubid,<br />Be coo.<br />But if TheySay U R Smart,(<br />Thapar Lagana<br />Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai. </p></li><li><p>I've seen angels in the sky,<br />I've seen snow fall in July,<br />I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,<br />But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! </p></li><li><p>1+1=2 eyes look at u...<br />12+12=24 hours thinking about u...<br />3+4=7 days in week missing u...<br />1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U. </p></li><li><p>I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow. </p></li><li><p>Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!! </p></li><li><p>If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me... </p></li><li><p>Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! </p></li><li><p>MY EYES MISS U<br />MY FELLINGS LOVE U<br />MY HANDS NEED U<br />MY MIND CALL U MY HEART JUST 4 U<br />MY LIFE IS U<br />I WILL DIE WITHOUT U<br />I LOVE U<br />AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN . </p></li><li><p>I want you,<br />to be with me in a nice Restaurant<br />to have candle light dinner…. &<br />to say those sweet three words to U….<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />“Pay The Bill” </p></li><li><p>Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel<br />So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal? </p></li><li><p>When are you going to marry me?<br />I can’t live without you.<br />I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.<br />See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl. </p></li><li><p>A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,<br />White 2 ur teeth,<br />Pink colour 2 ur lips,<br />Silver colour 2 ur eyes,<br />So keep smiling<br />&<br />enjoy the colours of life </p></li><li><p>12345<br />1<br />2<br />3<br />4<br />5<br />6<br />7<br />8<br />9<br />10<br />11<br />12<br />Very good!<br />Intelligent Ho!<br />Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... </p></li><li><p>i look at the moon<br />the moon is beautiful<br />i look at you<br />i..i...<br />i rather look at the moon again </p></li><li><p>Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I’m Mind Blowing! </p></li><li><p>U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest. </p></li><li><p>I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.</p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-81866218782587550612009-01-04T07:14:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:52:11.080-07:00Anniversary SMS/ Text Messages<ul><li><p>Hoping that the love u shared years ago
<br />Is still as strong today as it was
<br />then Bringing u much joy , love
<br />and happiness To celebrate again.
<br />Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>Happy Anniversary
<br />and May
<br />your marriage be Blessed with love,
<br />joy And companionship
<br />For all the years of your lives! </p></li><li><p>The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay! </p></li><li><p>Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. </p></li><li><p>We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
<br />Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair </p></li><li><p>All my love for you FREE!
<br />wishing
<br />u
<br />a
<br />very
<br />happy
<br />ANNIVERSARY….! </p></li><li><p>Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day.. </p></li><li><p>Fresh Air....
<br />Fresh Idea....
<br />Fresh Talent....
<br />Fresh Energy....
<br />I wish U to have a .....
<br />Sweetest Sunday,
<br />Marvellous Monday,
<br />Tasty Tuesday,
<br />Wonderful Wednesday,
<br />Thankful Thursday,
<br />Friendly Friday,
<br />Successful Saturday.
<br />Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR </p></li><li><p>The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
<br />Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary. </p></li><li><p>We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary. </p></li><li><p>Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). </p></li><li><p>Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal... </p></li><li><p>Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
<br />May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
<br />As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
<br />Happy Wedding </p></li><li><p>The most important thing you fixed
<br />The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>on this special day,best wishes go to you,t
<br />On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love. </p></li><li><p>all my love for you FREE
<br />all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY. </p></li><li><p>Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
<br />THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
<br />Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary. </p></li><li><p>Your love makes my days Happy and bright
<br />Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
<br />Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>Thank you for being the love of my life,
<br />Half of the child asleep in my womb,
<br />A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
<br />Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
<br />Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
<br />Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
<br />Only with you will I wend through my ways
<br />Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea! </p></li><li><p>Long after our anniversary And
<br />this greeting has been thrown away
<br />Think of the thought behind it,
<br />Each and everyday,
<br />Happy Anniversary </p></li><li><p>How true my feelings were
<br />I found out to be The best thingin
<br />my life Was when you married me
<br />Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
<br />For the years we share I know one
<br />thing for sure We make a wonderful pair </p></li><li><p>Mohabbat main ye anjaam huwa hai
<br />Faqreeo jaisa mera hall huwa hai.
<br />ab ye chekh kar bolti hai dil mere piyaar mat karna aj nahin kaal huwa hai.......... Tum kisee bhi waqat call kar sakte hoo </p></li><li><p>Kubhi to Soraj ne bhi Chand say muhabat ki ho ge,
<br />Tubhi to Chand main daagh ha,
<br />Mumkin ha k Chand say ho gae ho ge bewafai ,
<br />Tabhi to Soraj main aag ha. </p></li><li><p>Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives. </p></li></ul>
<br /><p>If you have Anniversary sms/ text messsages, anniversary quotes then feel free to submit it here by leaving your comment below.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-7487486607223433572008-12-07T00:18:00.000-08:002011-12-29T00:41:26.294-08:00Cute Text Messages<ul><li><p>The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..</p></li><li><p>A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.</p></li><li><p>Donon EYES PE<br />Donon CHEEKS PE<br />DO BAR LIPS PE<br />IK BAR NECK PE<br />DO BAR NECK SE ZRA NEECHE<br />SONE sy pehle<br />Cold cream ZAROOR LAGAIN.. </p></li><li><p>Boy: BUS aur Girls<br />aik jaisi hoti hain,<br />1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. </p></li><li><p>Girl: Auto Rickshaw aur Boys<br />ek jaisay hotay hain,<br />1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain . </p></li><li><p>Sathi srf woh he nahi hota jo zindagi bhr saath nibhay; Sathi to woh bhi hai jo jevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jevan bhr ka saath de jaaye. </p></li><li><p>Flowers die,<br />Stories End,<br />Songs Fade,<br />Memories are forgotten,<br />All things come to End,<br />But,<br />"Precious People" Like "You"<br />Are always remembered. </p></li><li><p>Friendship is a silent gift of nature..<br />More old .. more strong..<br />More deep.. more clear..<br />More close.. more warm..<br />Less words.. more understanding </p></li><li><p>When God opened the door of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day. I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message. </p></li><li><p>Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on. </p></li><li><p>I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise. </p></li><li><p>Always take extra care of 3 things in ur life:<br />* Trust..<br />* Promise..<br />* Relation..<br />Bcoz they dont make noise when they break..!! </p></li></ul><p>We are sure that you enjoyed our collection of Sweet N <strong><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/">Cute Text Messages</a></strong>. We frequenty update this page with Latest <strong>Cute Text Message.</strong> So keep checking this website. You can also submit youe <strong>Cute SMS</strong> by leaving your comment below.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-7834738991654429872008-11-05T06:26:00.000-08:002011-12-29T00:42:34.292-08:00Cute Friendship Text Messages<ul><li><p>Love is like “missed call”.<br />It stops when U try 2 catch.<br />But Friendship is like “sms”<br />Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox<br />until U delete it.<br />So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend! </p></li><li><p>Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,<br />Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,<br />Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,<br />Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari. </p></li><li><p>Smile a while and while you smile,<br />smile another smile and soon there will be miles<br />and miles of smile just because you smiled,<br />i wish your day is full of SMILE </p></li><li><p>Butterflies Don't Know The Colour Of Their Wings<br />But Our Eyes Know How Nice They Are<br />Like This U Don't Know<br />How Good U Are<br />But I Know<br />U Are Special... </p></li><li><p>Stars has 5 ends<br />Square has 4 ends<br />Trinagle has 3 ends<br />Line has 2 ends<br />but Circle of our friendship has no end... </p></li><li><p>Thodi si shararat, Thodi si ruswai,<br />Bahot saara pyar, Thodi si ladai,<br />Na ho faasle kabhi,<br />Na kabhi duri,<br />Bas isi tarha aap ke dosti me<br />Mit jaye zindgi puri. </p></li><li><p>Love is like “missed call”.<br />It stops when U try 2 catch.<br />But Friendship is like “sms”<br />Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox<br />until U delete it.<br />So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend! </p></li><li><p>Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible. </p></li><li><p>Love & Friend walkn da village..Love falls n2 a well..Y? cuz love is blind. Frend jumps inside.. Y? cuz a frend will do anyfing 4 luv </p></li><li><p>A FRNDSHP IS NT HW LONG U HV BEEN TOGTHR,NT HOW MUCH U GIVE N TAKE,NT HW MANY TIMES U TLK.IT"S ALL ABOUT HW U VALUE EACH OTHR. </p></li><li><p>Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,<br />Mat sochna app ko bhool jayenge,<br />Bas ek bar aasman kitaraf dekhna,<br />Mere sms SITAROON par likhe nazar aayenge </p></li><li><p>Friend means no asking..<br />Friend means no reasoning..<br />Friend means just believeing &<br />Friend is that who never believe in last 3 alphabets of FRIEND. </p></li><li><p>n this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me! </p></li><li><p>Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever... </p></li><li><p>The Test Of Friendship<br />Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether.<br />It Comes When U Part Ways &<br />U Realize That Despite The Distance,<br />The Friendship Is Still There… </p></li><li><p>A friend is <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/">sweet</a> when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you. </p></li><li><p>Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive. </p></li><li><p>Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates<br />Whch Stays In D<br />Finger Tips 4 A Short Time<br />Bt True Frnz R Lik D<br />Nicotine In D Cigrates<br />Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death.. </p></li><li><p>People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I. </p></li><li><p>It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you. </p></li><li><p>dosti aisi ho kay darkan main bas jayee,<br />saans bhi loo yo khushboo usiki aaye,<br />pyaar ka nasha aankhoon pay chaaye<br />baat koi bhi ho par naam ussi ka aaye!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p></li><li><p>Apni tareef kaise Karu main,<br />Khud mujhe to kuch malum nahi,<br />Kadar karne wale ki nazar mein,<br />Hai hum lakho ke,<br />Warna is duniya mein,<br />Humari koi tareef nahi... </p></li><li><p>A true friend is an angle who picks you up off of your feet when your wings do not remember how to fly. </p></li><li><p>The years will come the years will go but with each one i will always know whichever way the road may bend you will always be my best friend. </p></li><li><p>Many frnds cum in 2 our life, jst as rain on d earth... bt some take d spcl place, jst as d drop dt turns in 2 a pearl.......... </p></li><li><p>Don't love a frnd who hurts you..<br />Don't hurt a frnd who loves you...<br />Sacrifice everything 4 a frnd ...<br />But don't sacrifice a frnd 4 anything...! </p></li><li><p>Feelings R Many, but Words R few...<br />Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...<br />Love is a paper, <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/life-quotes.html">Life</a> is a glue...<br />Everything is false... but<br />Friendship is True...!! </p></li></ul><p>If you have some <strong>Cute Friendship Text Messages</strong> or some cute friends sms <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2008/05/goodbyequotessadsweet.html">quotes</a> and you want to share it with us, then feel free to submit it here by leaving your comment below.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-81072314296422599302008-11-04T08:35:00.000-08:002011-08-09T22:55:12.501-07:00Best Time Management Quotes<ul><li><p>The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words; “I did not have time.”~ Franklin Field </p></li><li><p>You must master your time rather than becoming a slave to the constant flow of events and demands on your time. And you must organize your life to achieve balance, harmony, and inner peace.~ Brian Tracy</p></li><li><p>Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. </p></li><li><p>Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever. ----- Samuel Smile</p></li><li><p>"Everything requires time. It is the only truly universal condition. All work takes place in time and uses up time. Yet most people take for granted this unique, irreplaceable, and necessary resource. Nothing else, perhaps, distinguishes effective executives as much as their tender loving care of time." - Peter F. Drucker</p></li><li><p>"I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike." - Emile Henry Gauvreay </p></li><li><p>Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Louis Berlioz </p></li><li><p>Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. ~ Austin Dobson</p></li><li><p>Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes. ~ Lyndon B. Johnson</p></li><li><p>Conventional wisdom is not to put all of your eggs in one basket. 80/20 wisdom is to choose a basket carefully, load all your eggs into it, and then watch it like a hawk.
<br />~ Richard Koch</p></li><li><p>Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.~ Napoleon Hill</p></li><li><p>Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano</p></li><li><p>Try as they may to savor the taste of eternity, their thoughts still twist and turn upon the ebb and flow of things in past and future time. But if only their minds could be seized and held steady, they would be still for a while and, for that short moment, they would glimse the splendor of eternity, which is forever still. - St. Augustine</p></li><li><p>"For out allotted time is the passing of a shadow, and there is no return from our death, because it is sealed up and no one turns back." Bible</p></li><li><p>Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. --- Abraham Lincoln</p></li><li><p>When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.- Abraham Lincoln </p></li><li><p>“There’s never enough time to do something right first time, but there is always enough time to go back and do it again.” ---- Anon </p></li><li><p>The world is entering a new time zone, and one of the most difficult adjustments people must make is in their fundamental concepts and beliefs about the management of time.
<br />~ Dan Sullivan</p></li><li><p>I don’t know about you, but where I went to school, Money Management 101 wasn’t offered. Instead we learned about the War of 1812, which of course is something I use every single day.
<br />~ T. Harv Eker</p></li><li><p>Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever. -----Samuel Smiles </p></li><li><p>"Time is the scarcest resource of the manager; If it is not managed, nothing else can be managed."– Peter F. Drucker</p></li></ul><p>Time Management Is all about managing your time effectively and never letting waste a single moment. Don't forget <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/">SMS</a> these <strong>Times Management Quotes</strong> to your Office Colleagues.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-89920226977420882302008-06-25T05:39:00.000-07:002012-01-19T22:40:20.623-08:00Good Night SMS/Text Messages<ul><li><p align="left">It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.</p></li><li><div align="left"><p>somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you.</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2006/02/sweet-love-quotes.html">sWeet sWeet</a> SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin gently..Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!...Good Night. </p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">cute</span></a> person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes. (good nite sms)</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.</p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>The star are out,the moon is up,one more hug,one more smile,kiss u once,kiss u twice,Now its time 4 bed,Close ur @@,And sleep tight!!GOOD NIGHT!! </p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Bindas sone ka,Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,Boleto Good Night. (<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Good Night SMS</span></span>) </p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u </p></div></li><li><div align="left"><p>Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of 1. Arrogant 2. Sweet 3. Egoistic 4. Lively 5. Playful 6. smart 7. Honest 8. Shy 9. Confident 10.Hyper Be Honest while you reply. <strong>Good Night</strong></p></div></li><li><p>As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.<br />With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,<br />i"m here to wish U NiteNite!<br />Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight.</p></li><li>sleepy msg for a sleepy person<br />from a sleepy friend<br />for a sleepy reason<br />at a sleepy time<br />on the sleepy day<br />in a sleepy mood<br />to say please sleep<br />“good night”</li></ul><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--><ul><li><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">_/\_</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">> ,"< _/\_</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">>", < _/\_</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">> ,"< _/\_</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">>", < _/\_</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">> ,"< Ye sitary chand ko talash kr rahy hain mgr chand tu hmara SMS prhny me masroof hai,</pre><pre style="margin-left: 0.5in;">G. Night</pre> <ul><li><br /></li></ul> <p class="MsoNormal">~*%-._.-%*~.<br />'-._G 0 0 D_.-'<br /> '+._.+'<br /> ~%*-._.-*%~,<br /> '-. NIGHT .-'<br /> '+. _ .+'<br /><br />Keep Smiling:-)<br />Have a sweet dreams.....!</p></li><li>Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.<br />May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend<br />like you!</li><li>You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.<br /></li></ul><p><br /></p><p><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/10/good-night-sms.html">Page 1</a> <a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2006/02/goodnight-sms-page-2.html">Page 2</a></p><p><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2006/02/goodnight-sms-page-2.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Related :</span></a></p><ul><li><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2006/02/goodnight-sms-page-2.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></a><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-morning-sms-cute-sweet.html"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Good Morning SMS</span></strong></a></li><li><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2008/05/goodbyequotessadsweet.html"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Goodbye Quotes</span></strong></a></li><li><a href="http://coolsmsjokes.blogspot.com/2007/10/birthday-sms.html"><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Happy Birthday SMS</span></strong></a></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com50tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-4020316806564812492008-06-03T09:25:00.000-07:002011-08-09T22:56:18.763-07:00Insuranse Jokes | Life Insurance Jokes | Funny Insurance Jokes | Insurance Claim Jokes | Short/Long/funny/good Jokes about InsuranceFunniest <strong>Jokes about Insurance</strong> and Insurance Agent. Enjoy them and if you have insurance joke that you would like to share it with us then feel free to submit it here. <ul><li><p>An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
<br />"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"
<br />"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."</p></li><li><p>Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, "Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"
<br />The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm." </p></li><li><p>Life insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."</p></li><li><p>Confucius Say: Never argue with an idiot client. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.</p></li><li><p>Q : What's the difference between an Actuary and the Mafia Don?
<br />A : The Actuary can tell you how many people will die this year. The Mafia Don can tell you the names of all of them. </p></li><li><p>A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
<br />"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"</p></li><li><p>Life insurance agent to would-be client:
<br />"Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know." </p></li><li><p>"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.
<br />"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
<br />"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.
<br />The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle." </p></li><li><p>Insurance agents never retire, they just expire.
<br />Insurance agents are premium lovers.
<br />Insurance agents do it with third parties. </p></li><li><p>A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
<br />"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
<br />The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
<br />"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
<br />No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." ----Insurance Jokes</p></li></ul>You may also like reading <a target="_blank" href="http://cutequoteslife.com/">Life Quotes</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-33441717607271616402008-05-26T22:10:00.000-07:002011-08-09T22:56:28.028-07:00Miss U SMS Messages<h2>Missing You SMS Text Messages</h2>
<br /><p>If your girlfriend or wife is not with you, and you are missing her, then these<strong> cute miss U SMS</strong> messages can help you. Send these "<strong>I Miss U SMS</strong>" to your friends and express your love.</p>
<br /><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Agar Zindagi mai Judai</span>
<br /></p><ul><li><p>Ager Zindagi mai judai na hotiTo kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti....</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Doctor's prescription 4 u</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Dil kerta hai zameen se</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe "I MISS YOU" Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much "<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I MISS YOU</span>"::</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Jab b ye dil udaas hota haiJane kon aas pass hota haiKissi ko dundti hai ye nazarKissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota haiJo rooz kare muj ko Sms PIY@rWho shakas b barda khaas hota hai</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Flower says</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Flower says:touch me notMessage says:Erase me notTime says:Waste me notAnd i says............Forget me NoT</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">waqt mile tu hame bhi </span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>waqt mile tu hame bhi yad kar lena pal pal na sahi din mei ek bar yad karlena dost honge aap ke hazar par hum bhi aek hei itna yad kar lena..?mz</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">God must be partial to have </span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Those we Luv never go away</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">A raindrop may luk</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing.</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br />What makes some people dearer</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Memories play a confusing role</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together. (<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Missing U SMS</span></span>)</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Close ur eyes.</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Close ur eyes..., Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath... I miss u as much as u missed the air.</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Every tear is a sign of brokeness</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti, Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti.
<br />Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse, har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti.</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">I MISS YOU in every beats</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
<br />In every blink of my eyes,
<br />In every second of Time and...
<br />In every day of month
<br />In every moment of the Day !</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">No thought to forward</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><p>No thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, no lovely sms to send Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Missing U! I Love You!"</p></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------
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<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;" >Go SMS go</span>
<br /></div><ul><li><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" >Go SMS go to my sweet friend....
<br />Go very Slowly ...
<br />Don't Make Noise ..
<br />If He is Busy..
<br />Don't say anything, If he is free then....
<br />Say with love "I<strong> Miss U</strong> Lot"....</span></li></ul><div style="text-align: center;">------------------------------------------------------------ </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com71tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9028283299144228552.post-18461100390435906762008-05-24T05:38:00.001-07:002012-04-30T22:37:55.866-07:00Happy Birthday SMS/ Text Messages<ul><li><p>Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday</p></li><li><p>I just saw the time & was wonder that its 18th Feb 2007 today birthday is this ?Then i got that my friend(brother) Ali was born axact 45 years before.Happy Birthday to u Dear.</p></li><li><p>Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life'z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U!</p></li><li><p>Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.<br />Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday..</p></li><li><p>Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.</p></li><li><p>Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY</p></li><li><p>Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......</p></li><li><p>Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..</p></li><li><p>Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'</p></li><li><p>Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.</p></li><li><p>May god bless you with every happiness in life and may your allwishes granted by god. happy birthday. (Happy birthday text messages)</p></li><li><p>Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; Someone can not live without you, someone cares for you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”. </p></li><li><p>Baar baar yeh din aaye,<br />baar baar yeh dil gaaye,<br />tu jiye hazaro saal,<br />yehi hai meri aarzoo,<br />Happy B'day To You !!!" </p></li><li><p>Cute msg for a cutest Person from cute Friend 4 a cute Reason at a cute Time form a cute Mind in a cute Mood in a cute Style Have a cute "Happy BirthDay" - (<em><span style="font-size:85%;">By Raj)</span></em> </p></li><li><p>MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE<br />MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT<br />BRING LOV N JOY 2 U<br />HAPPY B'DAY 2 U... </p></li><li><p>In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. </p></li><li><p>A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY<br />MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR </p></li><li><p>Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that"s simply Great!!! Happy B"Day.... </p></li><li><p>Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. "Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses" </p></li><li><p>A prayer: 2 bless ur way<br />A wish : 2 lighten ur moments<br />A cheer: 2 perfect ur day<br />A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY </p></li><li><p>Scientists just found tht the more birthday's u hav celebrated...the older u hav become...but the more birthday's u celebrate..the sweeter u become<br />HAPPY BIRTHDAY </p></li><li><p>Happy b'day 2 u, happy b'day 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats luks just like u! </p></li><li><p>EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL<br />EVERYTHING IS LOVELY<br />THESE ARE THINGS<br />WISH YOU ON YOUR<br /><br />"BIRTHDAY" </p></li></ul><br /><br /><ul><li><p>Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away<br />hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come<br />happy Birthday ....... </p></li><li><p>Birthdays are 4 fun<br />Enjoy a sticky bun<br />I'm glad u r my mate<br />Hope ur birthdays great. </p></li><li><p>Little secret tucked away,<br />saved until your special day,<br />wishes sent from near & far,<br />to say how nice u r,<br />may every small suprise,<br />combine to make your birhtday really shine! </p></li><li><p>May u have al da joy ur heart can hold. all the smiles a day can bring. all the blesings a life can unfold. may u have gods best in everything. happy birth day. </p></li><li><p>Sending birthday blessings<br />Filled with love and peace and joy<br />Wishing sweetest things happen<br />Right before your eyes ! </p></li><li><p>Somebody up there Loves you<br />Somebody down here cares for you<br />Happy Birthday!!! </p></li><li><p>Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday </p></li><li><p>I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday </p></li><li><p>Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart. </p></li><li><p>Wishing u a day soft as silk.....<br />white as milk.....<br />sweet as honey&full of money.<br />may all ur dreams come true....<br />HAPPY BIRTH DAY </p></li><li><p>A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away<br />hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come<br />happy Birthday ....... </p></li><li><p>Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil. </p></li><li><p>Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi<br />Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi<br />Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile<br />Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi<br /><br />------ Happy Birth Day------- </p></li><li><p>Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,<br />apne dost ko kya uphar du,<br />koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,<br />jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...<br />Junam Din Mubarak Ho </p></li><li><p>MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY </p></li><li><p>Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday. </p></li><li><p>Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts.<br />Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.<br />Share the Ananda with all.<br />That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.? </p></li><li><p>A birthday is a million moments,<br />Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,<br />And accomplishments of some special plans.<br />Wish U a very “Happy Birthday” </p></li><li><p>Some things r left undone, some words r left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but some ones as nice as you could never be left unwished, happy birth day dear! </p></li><li><p>Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday. </p></li><li><p>I respect the patience<br />You always Birthday sms have with me<br />Especially during the times<br />When we don't agree<br />Thank you so much<br />For all you do for me<br />Not a penny I pay<br />You do it all for free<br />May your birthday<br />Bring you happiness galore<br />Filling you with joy<br />Like you never had before<br />Happy Birthday to you </p></li></ul>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com22