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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night." Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to ass the time. They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said - "Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!" The Sardarji Doctor to his patient: "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain." GAMBLER Surjit Singh saw that his friend Ba

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