Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi... But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful
A boy asked his mom where do babies come from and the mom said the stork, then the boy said who has s*x with the stork?
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+year olds when they enter antique stores?A: ‘Hey! I remember these!’
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,,A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!
What is the lightest thing onthis planet earth?
The Pen*s cause your imagination issufficient to lift it up!johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
using condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!
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16 comments:
good
turns me on...m goin to have sex tonite
AM HOT....LET MAKE LOVE
hmmmmm,,,,,ok,,,,,,not too good..
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,,
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WTF
hahahhahah
ur hilarious man..
dirty buh funniii
to good yaar
to gooood yaar
yer they were ok not that hot have heard sum really steamy ones that will get ur man into bed no mata wat! for example : Wana Play arm? ok, sit back while i blow the hell outa ya!! thts steamy lol
vhjv
man shouts to the wife cum & c my new clock, so wife walks into the bedroom & says thats not a clock! thats you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will be a clock when you stick 2 hands & a face on it -[-TE-]-J@Ck€L
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it
latest collection
ooohh yeahhh
girls down on my lap as i type xD
OSCAR nominated 4 best blue films:
1) Hasina ke vagina mein pasina
2) Ghar mein sali aur poori raat diwali
3) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty
4) Pati fauj mein biwi mauj mein!!
What is fashion designing?
Too many brains working on.. too little cloths with..too many ideas to cover..
two little areas !!!...
Wat is d long thing tht has a hole @ d top n being inseted into a deep slimy hole n can make u feel better????
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Vicks Inhaler yaar!!!
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