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Romantic Text Messages

It's so easy to express your feelings with SMS Text messages. Take your cell phone in your hand, write your love feelings in words and send it to the person you love.You can send Text Messages to your loved one anywhere in the world with the click of button. But, you are thinking how can i write a good romantic text message or where i can find some good romantic text messages for my girlfriend or boyfriend. Don't worry, you can find some good romantic text messages and poetry here to send to your loved one. Here in this page you can find some of the best cute love sayings to help you express your love.

I'll love the sun for days, the moon for nights, and YOU for forever.Don't shed tears for someone who hurts u. Don't feel sorry if u fail when u do your best. U should not be stupid to fall in love for someone who's stupid enough to fall for someone as special as u.I was never tired of this life and its not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I…

Best Yo Mama Jokes

If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes, then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!" Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle. Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom'…

Story SMS Jokes

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One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."
"I don't want to go to school," the son replied.

His mother said,"Give me two reasong why you don't want to go to school."
"Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

"Fine" the son added. "Then you should give two good reasons why i should go to school."
"One, you are 50 years old. Two, you are the principal of school." A guy shows up late for work. The Boss yells,"You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies,"Why? What happened at 8:30?"The surgeon told his patient who woke up after having been operated, "I am afraid we are going to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you"
"Well, if it just because of them, i'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." "Doctor, doctor, you've got to h…

Goodbye Quotes

Ultimate collection of Goodbye Quotes:

Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I'll miss you
Until we meet again! ------- Author - UnknownIn the hope to meet Shortly again, and make our absence sweet. ---- Author-Ben JonsonMay the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. ----- Author - IrishNever say goodbye when you still want to try, never give up when you still feel you can't take it. Never say you don't love the person anymore when you can't let go. ----- Author -UnknownGood-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again. ----- Author - Elizabeth BowenAs you drove awayI wished that you could stayBut to my own dismayYou dissapeared over the horizon. ---- Author - UnknownThere are no good-byes, where ever we …

Helen Keller Jokes

Nothing is impossible in life. You can achieve whatever you want. If you believe in yourself, then no one can stop you getting success. I am not lying. I will prove this by this biography of Helen Keller. I will prove my above statement by telling you about the life of Helen Keller. Do you know about the life of Helen Keller. Helen Keller was born on 27 June, 1880. She was born in Tuscumbia, Alabama. Her father name was Charles W. Adams. Her father was Charles W. Adams. Till the age of 19 she is perfectly fine. She is happy child and living his life like other normal child. But suddenly at the age of 19, she suddenly shut off from the world. She was suffered with a disease of Brain Fever. This brain fever changed her life. It makes Helen Keller Deaf And Blind. Now, neither she is able to see anything nor hear. She felt she is lost. But still she didn't give up. She Completed her study. In year 1988, she joined Royal Institute For the Blind. After some time she moved to new york ci…

Sayings About Best Friends

You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be. Author ---Johann Kaspar LavaterIt is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanism of friendship. Author ----Sidonie Gabrielle ColetteYesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends. Author---- UnknownThe best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. Author ---UnknownThe language of friendship is not words but meanings. Author ---Henry David ThoreauA wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. Author ----- Baltasar GracianFriends show their love in times of trouble. Author ----Euripides (408 B.C.)Be careful of what you say, friendship can end in one minute because of a stupid word. Author ---UnknownYou win the victory when you yield to friends. Author ---- SophoclesFriendship is born …